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chris fat e1276875412601 150x150 Reasons You Dont Want To Win The Biggest LoserWinning The Biggest Loser is a poisoned chalice. It’s every bit as unwanted as the fourth and fifth chins contestants start with. There are a lot of reasons you don’t want to win. More...
sylvester stallone hgh 800x6161 150x150 Reasons Sylvester Stallone Needed 46 Vials Of Human Growth Hormone Sylvester Stallone’s publicity tour for Rocky Balboa went horribly wrong when he was accused of smuggling 46 vials of human growth hormone. More...
Elephant taking a crapIt’s excellent that we keep wildebeests and other wild beasts safely behind bars. More...

Eyeglasses? Aye, Glasses!

March 2nd, 2007
the proclaimers this is the story e1276875775780 150x150 Eyeglasses? Aye, Glasses!This week, Chris went to the optometrist to get new spectacles. More...
Anna Nicole Smith, Howard K. Stern and DannielynnFrom Britney Spears’ shaved head to Anna Nicole’s legal tussles, watching the rich and famous is like watching a car crash in slow motion. You hate to do it, but can’t tear your eyes away. More...
beach.boracay e1276915129875 150x150 Great Things About Global WarmingGlobal warming presents us with some fantastic opportunities. We just need to be brave enough to grab them, and run like hell. More...
Captain George W SpauldingPresident Bush’s popularity has hit the skids. As an act of public service, we’ve looked at ways he can rescue his decline. More...
I love NY, but no more than any other combination of lettersIn a recent poll, we discovered over 95% of road rage incidents were caused by offensive, overly-sweet, or just plain lame bumper stickers. More...

Famous Last Words

December 4th, 2006
et tu brute e1276936296245 150x150 Famous Last WordsAs a community service to the rich and famous, we suggest what their ‘famous last words’ should be. More...
radar_wideweb__470x298,0You can avoid getting speeding fine by driving within the limit, of course, but where’s the fun in that? Talking your way out of a ticket will save you money and still let you have internal Nascar races. More...