Winning The Biggest Loser is a poisoned chalice. It’s every bit as unwanted as the fourth and fifth chins contestants start with. There are a lot of reasons you don’t want to win. More...
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Reasons You Don’t Want To Win ‘The Biggest Loser’
March 23rd, 2007Winning The Biggest Loser is a poisoned chalice. It’s every bit as unwanted as the fourth and fifth chins contestants start with. There are a lot of reasons you don’t want to win. More...
Reasons Sylvester Stallone Needed 46 Vials Of Human Growth Hormone
March 16th, 2007
Sylvester Stallone’s publicity tour for Rocky Balboa went horribly wrong when he was accused of smuggling 46 vials of human growth hormone. More...
Why It’s Better To Encounter Wild Animals In The Zoo
March 8th, 2007
It’s excellent that we keep wildebeests and other wild beasts safely behind bars. More...
Eyeglasses? Aye, Glasses!
March 2nd, 2007
This week, Chris went to the optometrist to get new spectacles. More...
Anna Nicole Smith – R.I.P. To A Ripper Chick
February 23rd, 2007
From Britney Spears’ shaved head to Anna Nicole’s legal tussles, watching the rich and famous is like watching a car crash in slow motion. You hate to do it, but can’t tear your eyes away. More...
Great Things About Global Warming
February 15th, 2007
Global warming presents us with some fantastic opportunities. We just need to be brave enough to grab them, and run like hell. More...
How George W. Can Win Back His Popularity
February 9th, 2007
President Bush’s popularity has hit the skids. As an act of public service, we’ve looked at ways he can rescue his decline. More...
Uncontroversial (But Funny) Bumper Stickers
February 1st, 2007
In a recent poll, we discovered over 95% of road rage incidents were caused by offensive, overly-sweet, or just plain lame bumper stickers. More...
Famous Last Words
December 4th, 2006
As a community service to the rich and famous, we suggest what their ‘famous last words’ should be. More...
Talk Your Way Out Of Speeding Tickets
October 20th, 2006
You can avoid getting speeding fine by driving within the limit, of course, but where’s the fun in that? Talking your way out of a ticket will save you money and still let you have internal Nascar races. More...
