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All-New Deadly Sins

April 4th, 2008
The Pope hates Jessica Simpson's music.The Pope released Seven Modern Deadly Sins, but he has only scratched the surface of modern sinnery. More...
The earliest bossy mechanical devices were the daleks, although their advice was often quite hateful and repetitive. And they required live aliens inside to do the voice synthesis. And they were useless at washing dishes.Everybody likes being bossed around. Now electronic devices can do it, too. More...
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise look weird.When the Lynn Spears (mother of out-of-control popstar Britney Spears and knocked-up teenager Jamie Lynn Spears) revealed she was writing a book on parenting, the irony was lost on no-one. More...
Kim Jong-Il and the Korean People's Army ChoirNorth Korea is going to need a good excuse for missing their nuclear weapons program report deadline. More...

Vale Liam Cody – 1968-2007

August 30th, 2007
Liam Cody - 1968-2007On Tuesday 28th August, 2007, my friend and co-creator of GORSKYS.COMedy, Liam Cody, passed away after a long battle with skin cancer. More...
judge sexy judge costumeWe’ve all seen and ignored them in the past: those huge slabs of tiny writing that lawyers put onto the packet to tell you that what you’ve just bought doesn’t actually work. More...
George W Bush laughs as he lets offLife is complex and dangerous. When insurance was invented in the 17th century, you just had to worry about setting your smoking jacket on fire because you’d had a few too many nips of whiskey. The world has moved on. More...

Putting Others First

April 22nd, 2007
white jesus e1276874389786 150x150 Putting Others FirstThe world needs to move on from everyone putting their own interests first. ‘Putting Others First’ is the way to go. More...
global warming 150x150 Other Ways To Solve The Energy CrisisWe feel the world must try harder. We seem to be limiting ourselves to just three or four green options for alternative energy, but there are hundreds of safe, viable and cheap ways to implement solutions out there. More...

Pet Ideas For Children

March 30th, 2007
09060 0804 e1276873949496 Pet Ideas For ChildrenPets offer children unconditional love. They rely on the child for care and nurture, and, as a result, the kid learns responsibility and the vital importance of more-than-monthly meals. More...