Articles

Bill Gates looking angryDo you want to be the all-powerful overlord of Earth? Do you long to command armies to do your bidding? Would you like gorgeous models to massage you erotically for days on end? Well? More...
Chris Tomkins as MahirIt’s tough being single. When you buy the ‘family value’ -sized Corn Flakes, they go stale in the box. Great ideas on how to behave on dates, and wind up with the partner of your dreams. More...

New Millennium

September 1st, 1999
Once every thousand years comes a song that defines the age. Sadly, it’s not the Gorskys’ New Millennium. Probably it was something like Greensleeves, which has been around for hundreds of years and really sticks annoyingly in your head. More...
Great (and funny) suggestions about how to make your new millennium celebration truly memorable. More...

Fun Fish Facts

August 1st, 1999
Fish. We’ve all seen at least one. Normally, you see them on a plate, with that horrible, dead-eye looking up at you, and you wonder why the hell it is that chefs can’t chop the bloody heads off. More...

Piss Christ Piss-Take

July 1st, 1999
Controversial Exhibition Banned: In the tradition of Piss Christ comes Piss Pot, featuring a pot of beer immersed in urine. More...

No-Nonsense Wine Guide

June 1st, 1999
Many of our readers have been asking us to follow the lead of newspapers. Instead of having actual news, please devote more time to lifestyle issues. We’re happy to follow the trend. Here is our no-nonsense wine guide. More...
Sure, you’ve heard of outrageous Olympic bribes. Phil Coles and his $6,000 cufflinks. Free education for the children of African delegates. Jobs for others. But the real skeletons are still in the closet… More...
It’s easy to get confused when robbing a bank. A simple lapse of concentration, and you’re likely to yell ‘give me all the monkeys you’ve got in the safe.’ More...

The Gorskys Rehearsing

March 2nd, 1999
Peek-cam reveals a day in the life of The Gorskys’ rehearsals. More...