Articles

There are many sporting events you can stage in your own home during the really dull bits of the Olympic coverage. More...

The Truth About Cyber-Sex

August 1st, 2000
People are often scared to start a cyber-sex relationship. This month, Toasted Line looks at the benefits, pit-falls and ettiquette of cybersex. More...
You’ve heard of ‘The Shower Project, where a bloke won a bet to shower with 100 women. He’s got 100 photos of himself in the shower with 100 different women. More...

How To Commit Adultery

May 1st, 2000
Some people find it easy to commit adultery. Their attitude and circumstances mean that, when an offer comes along, they are ready to accept. If you’re single, however, committing adultery is a problem. Who are you cheating on? More...
Everyone has suffered the misfortune of putting on a load of washing, and losing a sock. Where do they go? Following a hunch, the Gorskys conducted an experiment, and confirmed their theory: missing socks turn into shaggy dog toothbrushes. More...
True love can be found in the most unlikely places. Romeo met Juliet at a party. Harry met Sally in a cross-country drive. Lois Lane met Superman at work. This month, we show you how to find true love at your local supermarket. More...
People from all walks of life can meet and fall in love. Some professions just don’t lend themselves to romance, though. More...

Has Satan Possessed Your PC?

February 1st, 2000
Has Satan Possessed your PC? How to tell if Satan has possessed your computer. More...
Don’t be caught out having a clone but not knowing how to take full advantage of the situation. Follow our suggestions and you’ll have the fun of your life. Or is that the fun of both your lives? More...

How To Chuck A Sickie

December 1st, 1999
Sword swallower with four swordsCalling work and saying you’re sick when you aren’t is one of the true joys of modern life. But what happens if the boss is getting suspicious that you’re ill every time the sun shines? More...