“I seem to have an abnormal attraction to females with facial hair (aka moustaches).
Am I alone in my pleasures???”
JEFF PROVOST
Liam’s Answer
Jeff, I can happily tell you that after doing a bit of research, your preference for women with moustaches is normal, at least insofar as you’re not the only person on the planet who likes a bit of a lip tickle when having a snog.
According to reputable news services, there’s an entire village in Romania who think that women with facial hair make the best wives. Apparently it’s a sign of fidelity and fertility. Now, I can understand the fidelity thing: if a moustached lady is lucky enough to find a guy who likes her, why would she risk leaving him? But I’m not sure how it’s a fertility sign. Then again, some cultures think that tiger penis soup is an aphrodisiac.
The notion that women are unattractive just because they have some hair on their upper lip is clearly not universal. The artist Frida Kahlo had a unibrow and a suspiciously dark upper lip. The movie studio OK’d the eyebrow, but insisted that Salma Hayek not have a moustache when playing her in the movie “Frida”, but in real life Frida’s mo didn’t stop her from having dozens of lovers.
So Jeff, my advice is go to the nearest circus and invite the bearded lady out for a drink after the show. Who knows? She might just have the keys to the cage for the tiger.
