Wants More Sex

March 1st, 2004

“I want to have sex more often.”

Jason

Chris’ Answer

Most people want sex more often. Generally, the people who complain the most are the ones who are fat and pimply and spend their time surfing the web in a fruitless attempt to meet women, rather than go to the pub, where all the chicks actually are.

So, for all the people like you Jason, with no clue about how to get more sex, and here’s a sure fire way to get it.

The trick to remember is that, although girls keep rejecting your sexual advances, they are in fact interested in having sex. Just not with you.

So, transplant your brain into someone else’s body, and you’ll have improved your chances of getting laid considerably. It will help if you choose the body of someone handsome, muscly, and hung like a horse, but my guess is that anything would be an improvement on yours, so don’t be too fussy.

Liam’s Answer

Here’s how I found a way to have more sex.

I got dumped by my girlfriend, and had no sex for over 3 years. Then, one day, I met a really drunk girl at a party and we had sex. And it was MORE sex than I’d had for 3 years. And we only did it once. Because she spent the rest of the night in the bathroom crying and throwing up.

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