“My boyfriend and I broke up and I found out he was goin out with one of my friends. I’m so pissed I mean I’m going out with someone. But that’s mainly to get over my ex boy… I’m having such a hard time I wanna have him killed for breaking my heart…I hate his new girlfriend too. She’s just a skanky hoe!”
Anonymous
Jo’s Advice
Yeah, so what’s your problem? Please don’t waste my time with obvious statements encapsulating teenage angst. That’s what Jerry Springer’s for. Give him a call.
I Want My Boyfriend Killed

