Want An Orgy

June 14th, 2003

“I want to get my girlfriend to have an orgy with me.

How can I convince her that it is a natural part of human existence to have multiple sex partners?

If we have sex, as we do three to four time daily, I would like to have some extra excitement once in a while with a few other girls/guys. PLEASE HELP!”


Stan Martin

Liam’s Answer

Mate, I hate to put an end to your fantasy like this, but there is no way on earth that your girlfriend is ever going to say yes to being in an orgy. If I knew a way to get them to say yes, I wouldn’t be writing advice on a web site, that’s for sure.

You are better off recognising that the closest you’ll ever get to group sex is your DVD player, and getting on with your life.

However, you can always try a ‘virtual orgy’.

It’s easy. The next time you’re with your girlfriend, pretend you have multiple personalities. One is Stan, and the other is Martin. Give Martin a foreign accent so you know which one you are at any given time. As Stan, snog your girlfriend like a loon. Half-way through, switch over to being Martin.

You can play ‘tag’ with yourself the whole night.

It certainly works well for me.

Chris’ Answer

Have you thought about saying ‘please’? That worked well when I asked for ice-cream AND cake for dessert when I was a kid.

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