“I am not sure what to say to my girlfriend. What can I say to turn her on?”
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Liam’s Answer
I’ve found “Will you marry me?” often excites a girl’s passion. PArticualry if it’s accompanied by a large engagement ring.
Of course, you don’t have to marry them. All you need to do is ask.
To make sure you don’t go broke, give them a ring made from cubic zirconia. It’s indistinguisable from a diamond, but a hell of a lot cheaper. But the ‘thank you’ shag is truly authentic.
Chris’ Answer
Women are not all the same. There isn’t a single button that you can press to turn them on. Different women will respond to different things. Some like to hear that they’re beautiful. Other women are excited by you telling them that you want to tie them to the bed and spank them.
The truth is, there is no single magic word, but every woman has one.
In your case, I suggest you conduct a little experiment. Read aloud from a dictionary to her. I’m sure you’ll find the magic word in there. Let’s just hope it’s not “zymurgy” or it could take a while.
Turn On My Lover
