“I have a severe problem when I try to talk to any women I like. I’m just so shy I act like a moron and often scare them off.
Does this happen a lot or am I just a complete and utter CENSORED?
Yours with great hope and chick peas”
Harry
Liam’s Answer
If you are too scared to talk to women, use your natural silence to your advantage. Pretend you are a deaf-mute.
Women will take pity on you and talk to you by writing notes on paper. This will give you thinking time before you reply and put your foot in it. take your time, and for each question, supply a witty answer.
Follow up with a question of your own.
Here is the suggested sequence I reckon is guaranteed to get you into bed with the girl of your dreams:
- “What does music sound like?”
- “Is the sound of the ocean blue?”
- “I would love to hear you orgasm, but I can’t. Can I watch instead?”
Chris’ Answer
Talking to women is simple.It’s no different from talking to men, except that you have to avoid all mention of football, beer, and farts.
Admittedly, this doesn’t really leave much to talk about. But I’ve found a way around this. Talk to her about why it is that all men ever seem to talk about is football, beer and farts. Your complaints will make you seem like a sensitive, new age guy, and you’ll still be able to talk about stuff you enjoy.
Too Shy To Talk To Women
