“hi im lorraine im 150 overdrawn of my account and i need money today if possible can u help me please im struggling”
Hi Lorraine. Thanks for leaving your full name.
I cannot tell you how many times I have been asked for money in the street, but this is the first time someone has tried to beg money from me using a submitted question to an internet comedy website. With brave, original thinking like this I am sure you will be able to wipe out your debt soon.
Following this reasoning, try asking for money from a McDonald’s drive-through window or the speaking clock. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised at the results.