Spanking Desire

February 9th, 2007

“I want to be spanked, is that wrong?”

Kirsten Pratt

Liam’s Answer

The desire to be spanked is so sinful that anyone even considering it deserves to be bent over a table and paddled.

This of course presents a problem, as you’re getting what you desire and being punished for it at the same time. You can either be down on yourself for giving into the salacious pleasure of a spanking, or you can congratulate yourself on choosing a passion that really puts you in a position where you can’t lose.

Of course, the wrongness of spanking is diminshing. In this age of easily accessible web-porn and increasingly sexually explicit ads for everything from lingerie to McDonald’s, what was once taboo is now merely naughty. It’s happened with underwear, which is now acceptable to show in public; it’s happened with Brazillian waxing, which even my mother is considering these days; and it will soon happen with the Cat o’ Nine Tails.

Soon, not only will a desire to be spanked be considered normal, but a desire not to be spanked will be considered so sinful that anyone even considering it will deserve to be bent over a table and paddled.

At that point, things will settle back to normal, and you’ll be able to relax.

Chris’ Answer

Wanting something painful to happen to you indicates a deep psychological fear of failure. It’s likely that you secretly think that you don’t deserve the good things that are happening in your life, and need to be punished for ‘stealing’ them.

You are extremely ungrateful, and that attitude is totally unacceptable. You deserve punishment and admonishment, and at the very least a severe flogging with a slipper.

My suggestion is that you attempt to smuggle heroin into Malaysia. They have mandatory floggings for smuggling illicit drugs, and you’ll get just what you deserve and desire.

So buy yourself a one-way ticket to Kuala Lumpur, pick up a hit of smack at your local crack house while you’re on the way to the airport, then relax, lean forward and enjoy.

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