“I woke up one morning and discovered that I had, in my sleep, created a giant fridge made out of hubcaps and plastic bananas, and now I don’t know what to do with it
Please help me.”
The worst thing about having such productive sleeping sessions is that your house quickly fills up with total crap.
That’s why eBay was invented.
As a way of getting rid of your rubbish, it’s not quite as effective as taking out the bin. but it’s a hell of a lot more profitable.
Start the bidding at $1 and see how you go.