Porn Star Is Bigger Than Me

September 15th, 2003

“I think I have a small penis and I’ve never been able to determine it because I’ve never been with a girl.

It all started when I was about 15 or 16 and I saw a porno and the guy in it had a huge penis. I was with my friends when all of this was going on and I said to them “Man, I wish my dick was that big.”

They all looked at me and started laughing and one of them screamed out, “His dick is not even big. Mine is about the same size and if not its bigger.”

From then on I’ve lost all confidence and my hope to sleep with a chick. Luckily, I’m still as straight as an arrow, no sugar in this tank.

I thought about talking to my dad, but then I thought what if he had a small dick too and he just gave me an excuse that size doesn’t matter. Then I wouldn’t gain anything and he would now know I had a small dick.

So please don’t ignore my question.

“What is the average size penis for an 18 and UP year old man?”

Because size does matter to most girls around my age.

THANK YOU!”

Bobby Bobby

Liam’s Answer

Well, Bobby, I hate to break it to you, but you are gay.

You may think there’s no sugar in your tank, but the truth is, you’re a homosexual just waiting to come out of the closet.

Here’s the proof.

1. You’ve never been with a girl.

2. You have issues about talking to your father

3. You watch porn with other males. Which means you chose to spend time in a room with other men who had erections. That’s totally gay.

Now, I haven’t done much research into average penis sizes. That would involve looking at other men’s penises, and that’s gay. So, I can’t really answer your question.

But here’s a piece of advice my father gave me once. “Always go with the ugly girls. They’re grateful”.

So if you’re going to have one last attempt at being straight, pick an ugly chick. If she doesn’t convert you to gayness, at least she won’t complain that you’re too small.

Chris’ Answer

Bobby, in that video, did you notice how all the girls had enormous breasts that didn’t seem to change shape at all, even when they lay down.

That’s because they weren’t natural.

Porn star penises aren’t natural either. I’m not saying that they’re pumped full of silicone (but that would explain the amazing stamina) but I am saying that you don’t get cast in a porno unless you’re packing something special in the trouser-snake department.

Your friends were fooling around with you Bobby. My advice is to get a new set. Only next time, don’t choose the guys with nicknames like “Donkey, “Horse” and “Tripod”.

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