I Lost My Money And My Friends

January 1st, 1998

“Help me please. I’m a real joke. Not long ago I used to have a really good job. Then I discovered the Casino.

I stole petty cash from work and they found out. I quit before they could report me to the police.

Then I borrowed money from friends. I haven’t paid them back.

I don’t have any friends anymore.

I don’t have a job.

I am living with an ugly women but at least she pays the bills. I also occasionally do drugs.

What can I do to get my life back on track?”

Brendan Bell

Jo’s Answer

Not much, my friend, not much. I suggest you run, run like you’ve stolen something, which in fact you have. You need to move town, go on the road, get a new start, preferably in a city that doesn’t have casinos, a race track or any form of gambling-like entertainment.

Develop some other interests, such as meditation or live comedy. And if all else fails, seek help from someone who is actually qualified, rather than a bitter comedian who’s only qualification is that she has free and easy access to the internet.<

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