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March 1st, 2004

My friend is obsessed with Japanese hentai animation.

How do I stop this madman? I mean he likes cartoon porn!!!!!!!!”

Yahuboo the Black

Liam’s Answer

One thing to remember is that the breasts in hentai are just as real as the breasts in photographic porn. So really, your friend is no more unusual than you average Tom, Dick or Akira.

Of course, his interest may become an obsession. You will know this has happened when he is no longer satisfied with ‘normal’ sex, but instead demands that you are tied down and ravaged by dragons, demons or a many tentacled octopus.

When this happens, you must seek immediate help. Forcing him to watch Bambi ten times in a row should completely cure him of liking any animation at all.

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