“If I had sex with a regular woman and a female dwarf at the same time, would this be called a threesome or a two-and-a-half some?”
Mr Cakeboy
Chris’ Answer
It’s a threesome. Dwarfs may be short, but they’re people. And the number of people is what matters, not their average height.
Liam’s Answer
I’d say it’s a two and a half-some. There are two proper people, and one participant who’s sub-human: you.
Is it a threesome?