How To Make Hubby Happy

April 14th, 2007

“How can I make my husband happy?”

jimita crayton

Liam’s Answer

The best way yo make your husband happy is to buy the winning ticket in Powerball. The more money you can win for him, the happier he will be. $100 will make him mildly pleased. Winning $1000,000 will give him a smile from ear to ear and a new boat, and winning $100 million will probably give him a heart attack from shock. So he’d be dead, but have died happy.

Unfortunately, buying the winning ticket is easier said than done. A single ticket gives you only a single chance, and the odds are over 40 million to one against you. Buying 10 tickets thought increases your chances to one in 4 million – a remarkable improvement.

Just think what would happen if your didn’t stop at 10 tickets, 100 tickets gives you a 1 in 400,000 chance. 1,000 drops it to one in 40,000. And so on.

So, if you want to guarantee your husband’s happiness, sell your house and invest the cash in Powerball.

Depending on hr value of your home, you should be able to buy enough tickets to virtually guarantee yourself a winning ticket.

Of course, you may lose, which will make your husband very sad, particularly when he realizes he’s got no house, and no money. He may even threaten suicide. If so, offer him sex, and he’ll be smiling from ear to ear in moments.

Chris’s Answer

Many men I know are insanely happy when their football team wins.

The best way to ensure your husband’s happiness is to help his team win. And the best way to do that is to ensure their opponents are all injured and unable to play in the Big Game.

Here’s what to do.

Attend the opposition’s training session a few days before match day, and plant bombs in the locker room. at the conclusion of training, when the players are all getting dressed, detonate the bombs. The dressing room will ignite in mass incendiary of pain and strained groins.

Your husband’s team will win on a forfeit, and you’ll have made him happy for another week.

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