Hide Stolen Money From Mum

July 21st, 2003

“How can I stop mum finding out I stole some money from her?”

ChatRat

Liam’s Answer

Hiding stolen money from your mother is easy. You just need to take advantage of the simple fact that, at Sale Time, women don’t think about what they saved.

So, just take her along to the next stocktake sale at the local mall. Make sure there’s a few things that fit her, and some great bargains on homewares, and you’ll be fine.

Sales are typically a purse emptying experience, so provided your mother saves enough, she’ll never realise that there’s missing cash.

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