Fame School

September 8th, 2008

“i want to become a worldwide celebrity famous like justin timberlake or brad pitt. how can i do this? is there a special school? also i want to date emma watson from the harry potter films.”

bob berts

Adams Answer

Everyone gets their fifteen minutes eventually so technically all you have to do is wait.

Personally I think waiting is totally overrated. If you really want to get famous quickly I have a secret no one else knows about.

A few years back some dude invented this thing called The Internet. According to George Bush, The Internet is a series of tubes that connects everyone’s computers.

All you have to do is be a fat kid in his basement waving a broom handle and BANG… Famous! Or you could be a hired actor who plays this depressed teenage chick on youtube BANG… Famous chick! You could sleep with Emma Watson… BANG a Famous Chick!

Now I know what your thinking: This has all been done before. That’s true but The Internet doesn’t want original ideas. It wants rehashed ideas with lightsabers drawn in.

I hope this has helped, even though I know it hasn’t.


Adam McKenzie

James’ Answer

If you want to be famous, then you should kill a celebrity, like Justin Timberlake or Brad Pitt. When they ask you why, tell them you did it to impress Emma Watson, from the Harry Potter films.

Now, she will either be impressed and go out with you, or she will be disgusted and hate you – but either way Justin Timberlake will be dead.

James Hazelden

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