Does Anthony Like Me

March 23rd, 2003

“I don’t know if Anthony likes me.”

Diana Stephens

Chris’ Answer

Unfortunately, your email didn’t specify which of the 13 million Anthony’s in the world you meant. This made researching your answer more difficult.

I have emailed every Anthony I’ve found on the Internet, and none of them have admitted to liking you at all. That’s 14,238 Anthony’s and not one yes. The odds of your Anthony liking you are therefore about one in 250 million.

Give up and try dating someone else.

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