“My penis curves to the left. I heard it is good for sex. Is it?”
Frank Conners
Chris’ Answer
I’m not an expert on this, I’m afraid. So on your behalf, I did a little survey on ICQ. Of the women I asked, I got a “it doesn’t matter what shape or size”, a “piss off, pervert”, and a restraining order against me.
So the official answer is “maybe”.
Liam’s Answer
Left, right. It’s all relative, and depends on which way you’re facing. I think it’s the curve that’s important, not the direction.
Sex is more about confidence than equipment. And given I don’t need any confident comptetiors at the pub on a Friday night, I’m going to tell you the answer is “curved penises are bad for sex”.
Curve Ball