“To whom it may corcern, I wood like to by a harvester please. I wood like to by one for my 40th b-day nekst year. Please ekscuse my spelling but shit happens…..Please let me know if you here of a place where you cood by one from.
Thanks”
Barby
Jo’s Advice
Dear Barby,
When I need a new combine harvester, I always start at my nearest John Deere dealer. I’ve sat on the back of a great many throbbing tractors in my time, but John Deere’s the best.
Just click on the link for the John Deere Dealer near you. (Use your browser back button to return to this page.)
Of course, a combine harvester is, as you know, quite large. Certainly, it doesn’t fit in your pocket. Nor, in fact, does a combine harvester fit in the average suburban garage. So, Barby, if you think space may be a problem, I suggest you buy the neighbour’s house, and use it to store your harvester. Combine Harvesters have an interesting history. Jack the Ripper never used one, even though they do, in fact, make a good murder weapon (although a bit hard to slip into your pocket after the deed is done, as I mentioned).
Just one final thing.
Shit may happen, but your typing is appalling. I know the Word 6 spell checker is a little bit stupid (suggesting WORLD POWER IS MINE whenever you type BILL GATES), but please use it in the future.
I Need A Combine Harvester
