“I think penises are really ugly, but I’m a prostitute and guys ask me for a b.j. alot.
Is there any way to decorate a penis or something?”
Lindsey Bryant
Liam’s Answer
I’ve never actually met a girl who finds a willy genuinely attractive. It’s more a grudging acceptance, at best.
Although fixated by them, I suspect most men actually have similar feelings towards their old fellas. Which means that many men will be quie open to a bit of ‘dress ups’.
One good thing would be to get a sky blue sock, a piece of red hankie, and make a little ‘superman’ costume for your client’s gonads.
I don’t think there’s a man on the planet who wouldn’t be impressed with having a ‘little man of steel’.
Can I Make It Pretty?