Find Your X-Men Mutation
We've all seen X-Men - The Movie. Set in the near future, evolution is giving some mutants super powers.
The future is now!
You may be a genetic mutant with super powers too!
The world is infested with groovy genetic mutations.
Find out your X-Men Genetic Mutation. Fill in the form below, and find out your hidden, innate, genetic super power.
Once you know your power, enrol in the FREE GORSKYS.COMedy School for Gifted Mutants. We'll help you hone your powers, and make the comic book a certainty.
X-Men Mutations We Have Discovered
Here are a few of the ones we've found.
- Doggy-dooism - Innate power to avoid standing in dog turds
- Jonniewalkerism Power to drink your own body weight in alcohol and not feel poorly in the morning.
- Annakournikovaism - Ability to be loved by millions for all the wrong reasons.
- Ultrajesusism - Ability to turn loaves and fishes into pizza marinara.
- Jenniferannistonism - Hair folicles are enhanced to always appear perfectly styled.
- Jingleism - Ability to recall any advertising jingle aired in the last 20 years.
- Snoopdoggy-dooism - Secret innate power to detect dog turds.
- Doggy-dooattractism - Innate power to stand in the only dog turd on any given footpath.
X-Men Mutations Readers Have Discovered
- Obscure FanFic Writing - The ability to create and post obscure FanFic stories starring obscure Non-Mutant characters!
Dannell Lites - Russianpresidentism - The ability to sleep through any type of noise or circumstance.
Adam Leppler - Everythingendsinism - Astounding ability to add the suffix 'ism' to any word known to man!
Freeky Zoid - Random Mesmerism - Ability to randomly recall, or not recall, anything. maybe it happened to you, maybe it didn't - but you remember it!
Andy French - Wolverineism - Ability to improve sales by a mere guest appearance.
Adrin Adalbaar - Pikachuitis - A horrible mutation in which you become obsessed with the plague that is Pokemon. Symptoms include being only able to speak your name and turning sickeningly cute.
The Immortal Roman - Jerichoholism - The power to become entranced by lousy wrestlers from Canada who dress flashy and spout useless and inane catchphrases..
Gavinator - McDonaldsism - Puttinn a"Mc" in front of everything...
Heather Rice - Twin-survivalism - The ability to withstand the pressures of parenting twins and keeping your sanity.
Killian - Normalism - Opaque vision: The ability to see thru transparent objects. Lack of Strength, Lack of Speed, Hard of Hearing, Vulneralble skin:anything LESS than a bursting shell CAN penatrate it. Incredible walking powers: the ability to walk down to the corner market and back in under 20 minutes. Self-contained telepathy: the ability to hear his own thoughts (this is his WEAKEST power...). Shape shifting powers (his Coolest power...) He can loose or gain weight at the speed it takes to read War & Peace.
Thomas Figaro Nails - Alchokinisis - The power to make anyone very very drunk!
Ben "Delirious" Richardson - Megabolluxisum - The power to enlarge your testicles to massive proportions!
Ben "Delirious" Richardson - Achoo!-brainisum - Power to make people sneeze out their brains!
Ben "Delirious" Richardson - AntiBritishpetrolcrisisisum - The power to make petrol last forever.
Ben "Delirious" Richardson - Super Recallism - The ability to remember the name of that guy who was in that film about the thing.
Callum - Insomnafluxism - Ability to go without sleep for so long that you begin hallucinating
Nick - Sarcasmism - Yeah sure, this is a GREAT mutation. Consider me among the lucky few.
Ace Cage - Kickassism - Ability to for no reason grab a person and wring their neck.
Robert James Laylon III - Slamormonism - Has the uncanny tendency to bounce mormons off the car bonnet on any given trip!
Gabrielle Sutherland - Excusism - Ability to come up with an excuse or explanation for everything. (I would have posted here sooner, but my dog peed on my keyboard)....
Explain-O - Bibleo-ism - The astounding ability to read!
Daniel Stafford - Pokemonics - the ability to collect pokemon cards without burning them all
Kevin Pancrazio - Whatsupdoc Disorder - The inhuman urge to eat carrots twenty-four hours a day. Characterised by the prolonged growth of the upper front teeth and the urge to kiss everyone in sight.
Daniel McQueen - Animeism - The ability to know every useless and obscure anime-related factiod possible. Also includes the ability to spend thousands of dollars on merchandise.
Kat Winner - Backstreetboyism - Ability to charm millions of teenage girls by being gay.
Jack Plane - Antifunism - Only in young children. Innate ability to walk in on parents in flagrante delicto.
Philip Binns - Antitechnoism - The ability to make any electronic device malfunction by your mere presence.
Grace Dragondale - Racisim - The ability to be better than anybody out side your genepool.
Garrett T - Racism - The abilityto run faster than any given horse.
Tommy Woodcock - Abbreviationism - The uncanny ability to abb'r. anyth.
Chris Hutcheson - Dribblespillitus - Commonly found disease of the brain caused by excessive consumption of alchol causing you to attempt to drink your pint of beer but instead, giving yourself a shower with Gods' greatest medicine - BEER
Jamie Mahoney - Idiomatisism - You can tell that someone is a complete idiot at first glance.
Andrew Orantes - Smellycleanism - The ability to go without soap or water for weeks without scaring women, and small children.
Amber Fellows - Animalism - The ability to talk to animals as if they are your own childern.
Jordana Dubetz - Nasalmilkism - Ability to shoot milk out of ones nose at high velocities (usually triggered by bad jokes).
Iain Ferguson - Fonzieism - The power to hit things and make them work.
Jason Tuck - Anti-Murphy'slawism - Ability to know when something isn't going to go wrong.
Paul Travers - Scottishism - The ability to wear a skirt but still be manly.
Kenneth McBeath - Procrastonism - The ability to put off any given task with the most ridiculous of excuses
Peter Burke - Kinkism - A vocal power that makes you able to change anything you say into a kinky-sounding epithet.
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[I know where you're coming from - Liam] - Bush Idiotideos - A power, which you cannot say proper, English words like educate. Also this you act like a complete moron in front of the entire world.
Samantha Armitage - Quoteablism - Ability to find a quote from the TV show you are osessed with for every given situation.
Jane Mac - Beersmellism - The uncanny ability to find brew pubs by sense of smell alone.
Glen Stevenson - Confusionism - The mutant ability, more or less found out by my English teacher in some types of us in the back row, to, without really trying, employ such tortured grammar so as, if I may say so, to make almost any sentence utterly incomprehensible on the whole, but only after a fashion.
Brak - Freakin-outism - the ability of making your left eye twitch while half frowning half snarling and making your face go a near shade of purple, and make a big nerve throb on your forehead. This is extremly common among stressed adults.
jess bradford - 10 cents a min-ism - the ability to know exactly when the phone is about to ring the first time, and u answer it before it rings
john kelchner - Ickypalism - The amazing ability to continually gross out your friends.
Dante Constantine - Existstensialism - The ability to realise that all comic books have no meaning.
Realist - GeorgedubyaBushism - Ability to fry bombers by being elected on dodgy circumstances and introduce capital punishment
Andrew Sedgwick - Exactamundo - Ability to annoy the hell out of everyone in a five-mile radius by correcting their grammar and body language. Also, the power to find flaws in everyone but yourself.
Maranatha Mayer - PE-Teacherism - A horrible affliction where the subject's IQ is halved involuntarily, alongside the irrepressible urge to wear tracksuits and tell everyone that "its lovely and warm, what are you all shivering for?" The symptoms of PE-Teacherism can often be linked with those of Adolfhitlerism, as both afflictions are very similar.
Neil Dansey - Orbitism - Power to control the planets positioning if you ever feel like it. You can scare the shit out of those fortune-telling people and make them freak-out.
John Randal Tyson - Titanicism - Ability to fail no matter how great you are supposed to be.
Mobbster - Apathism - The ability to assess any situation, no matter how momentous, and not care at all.
Dave Smith - Internetism - Able to spend a whole day on the net, surviving entirely on beer and chips.
Melissa Neilsen - Techno-fetishism - Ability to have a "utility" belt full of gadgets you have to constantly apologise for.
Pell Mel - Jerrylewisism - Ability to amuse others by hurting yourself and others by accident (also known as 3stoogesism, Getsmartism and Martinshortism)
Jack - Animation Syndrome - Allows mutant to constantly confuse Animation with real life.
Dan Abbit - Moochism - The ability to attract freeloaders and loser relatives the moment you open the refrigerator.
Rebekah Webb - Coitus Interruptus - The unerring and ability to accidentally walk in on any couple engaging in intercourse on a college campus.
Vincent Wyze - Youaregayism - The ability to change your sexuality
Michael Drynan - Animefandomsyndrom - Mutant becomes obsessed with every Anime or Cartoon series that has at least 12 or more fan sites on the internet.
Adria Carmycle - Orgasmokinesis - The ability to maturbate yourself or others mentally.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Previewism - The ability to always flip to the preview channel just after the listing you want scrolls by.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Teddy K Syndrome - The ability to walk around pantsless without realizing it.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Spikeleeism - The inability to make a motion picture without casting yourself in a major role.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Stephenkingism - The ability to have anything you write, no matter how unreadable, adapted into a major motion picture.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Lronhubbardism - The ability to continue writing books after you've died.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Lamerism - The ability to point out numerous flaws in movies still in production.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Seinfeldism - The ability to do nothing and make it seem interesting.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Pythonism - The inability to tell a live parrot from a dead one.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - DVDism - The inability to watch a film unless it is presented in its original aspect ratio.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Drewcareyism - The ability to attract good-looking members of the opposite sex no matter how ugly you are.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Forrestgumpism - The ability to tell you entire life story to a complete stranger and actually have them listen.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Charliebrownism - The inability to come out ahead in any given situation.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Acneism - The ability to generate zits at will.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Wileecoyoteism - The inability to succeed at a single given task no matter how long often you try.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Aquamanism - An ability that only works under specialized cirtumstances that never apply when its really needed.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Fadism - The ability to become involved in a fad just as everyone else loses interest in i
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Normism - The ability to constantly consume alcohol without becoming inrebriated. Also the ability to have everyone shout your name whenever you enter a room.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Matlockism - In lawyers, the ability to only attract clients who aren't guilty.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Sixtiesbatmanism - The ability to generate comic-book style sound effects in mid-air whenever you hit someone
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Shatnerism - The. Ability. To. Only. Speak. One. Word. At. A. Time. In. Dramatic. Situations.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Veganism - The ability to convince yourself that veggieburgers are a suitable substitute for the real thing.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Slimshadyism - The ability to offend everyone who hears you, no matter what you say.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Georgehamiltonism - The ability to tan at will.
Donald M. Milliken Jr. - Netporniation - Ability to use your left hand to control your mouse when looking at the racier side of the web.
Ross - Soapoperaism (type II) - Ability to keep things forever clean.
Jill Millson - Snorism - Ability to bring the walls down with your sonic snoring, yet sleep right through it. Quite common.
Kia McCoy - Journalism - The ability to bend reality, simply by putting your version on paper.
Robb Tilley - Fartism - Ability to clear a room of any size in up to 3 seconds.
Belma Magnair - Psychedelism - Person suffers from permanent belief that things are more beautiful and colorful than they really are.
Jeff - Billgateism - The ability to make millions from a dodgy product
S K Chapman - JLo:verated - the ability to act and dance as stiff as a board. Also the uncanny ability of being able to whine constantly for 3.6 minutes and getting to number one on the billboard charts
Stacey - Yokelism - The ability to be missing your front teeth, and still be accepted by society.
Stephanie Price - Cherry Nucleoses - Able to shoot cherries out of you mouth at any time.
Deaquon Mitchel - eXremeism - The ability to produce inane TV shows geared toward the coveted "youth" demographic, in order to sell X-boxes, Doritos eXtreme, fast food and Yet Another Dumb and Dumber Teen Movie.
L Rose - Leonardodicapriosim - Abilty to turn people into stone with that ugly face!
Gia Sahara - Jarjarism - The rare ability to be a hard-core Star Wars fan and still like Jar Jar Binks.
Joe Dim - MontyPythonism - The ability to say the most innate thing, such as 'ni' and make people cringe at will...Ni!
Ash - Radiactivbottism - Ability to knock out with a fart everyone in a fiftymile radius including yourself.
Ellen Baker - Roswellism - The ability manipulate molecular structures, as well as create gree-transparent forcefields & emit large amounts of energy from your hands
Brad Bridgens - Moronism - The ability to realize that 2 plus 2 actually equals 5.
Kristen Canttell - Methane Compressionism - The ability to compress farts into minute spaces or pockets in the rectum, thus expelling them with no amount of noise or smell.
Bob Johnson - Enronism - To be able to make tons of money and then just disappear causing a raise in the U.S. unemployment and still not have half country know who the hell you are.
lee ann cannon - Nicebuttism - The uncanny ability to spot s girls nice butt from more than 2 football fields away.
Ralph Castro - Pornoactism - The bizzare yet erotic power to only be able to comunicate through porno-like body movements.
Bob "Rob" Bobs - Nutmagnetism - The ability to find the most insane person in any room by them coming up and talking to you.
Alex - Smellovision Type 2 - The ability to smell anything within visual range, including objects that are supposedly odourless.
Roy Wristen - Amphetaminism - Ability to stay awake for days. Distinct features may include: lack of iris', lack of sensibleness, disregard for the moirs of middle-class society.
washington irving 00 - Songlyrictosis - The ability to sing along with any song by making up sounds that sound like they fit in the song.
Paul MacDonald - Yearbooksynromism - the ability to have a screwed up/scary/embarassing/ect. year book photo every year after year after year.
sensor girl - Randomquestionism - the ability to ask random questions at random times to random people. like right now I'll ask you "what is chalk made of?" and you won't have an answer because no one actually cares what chalk is made of.
sensor girl - Bio-Empathy - The ability to control both plants and insects and "see" the world through their senses. Advanced experience with this mutation has led to the uncanny ability to absorb the life-force of plants and insects and focus it as a blast of bio-plasmic energy.
Ryan Wilson - Idiotism - the ability to act like any known republican.
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