Prince Charles and Camilla's wedding was almost runied by natives firing arrows at the happy couple. Luckily they all landed in Camilla's hat.
Prince Charles is getting married again. Does anyone care? Not really.
The royal wedding of the century will happen in April, and will probably run like a dream. Many people’s weddings run more like a nightmare. This month, the Gorskys look at the worst possible scenarios for your wedding day.
- You realise your partner is Camilla Parker-Bowles.
- You realise your partner is Prince Charles.
- You screw up your vows and end up marrying the celebrant.
- You screw up your vows and end up marrying the bride’s father.
- You get your vows right, and find you’re married to Camilla Parker-Bowles.
- As the bride walks down the aisle, you realise you’re in the wrong church.
- When the preacher asks if there is any reason this couple should not wed, your partner raises their hand.
- The wedding ceremony has to be on time, because your partner is due back in his cell at 5 o’clock.
- As the bride walks down the aisle, you realise you don’t have the ring.
- As the bride walks down the aisle, you realise you don’t have the ring, and you probably left it in the stripper’s bra.
- As the bride walks down the aisle, you realise she WAS the stripper.
- You notice your partner’s side of the church seems to be filled with Klans-men and your name is Leroy.
- Your partner laughs hysterically when they’re required to say “I do”.
- Everyone waves goodbye to the bridal limousine, until you realise it’s being stolen.
- Your partner is an hour late for the wedding because she got detention.
- During the service you start to find the bride’s father more attractive than she is.
- You vow to stay with your partner in sickness or in health. Moments after the wedding they admit they only married you for your kidneys.
- Your partner’s glass eye falls out into the wedding cake.
- The congratulatory kiss from your partner’s father includes tongue.
- During the bridal waltz, you realise your partner has two left feet. Literally.
- At the conclusion of the reception, the best-man takes the bride’s entire dress off with his teeth.
- As you throw the bridal bouquet, it strikes your sister in the temple, killing her instantly.
- During the reception, you suddenly discover why your bride was so adamant about not getting married during a full moon.
- You realise it wasn’t such a great idea to say your wedding vows in Klingon, and discover you have legally wed the priest and declared war on Alpha Centauri.
- You get so drunk at the reception, you’re unable to take your own clothes off at the bridal suite.
- Moments before the wedding, you get a call from Prince Charles, asking if you’d be interested in a threesome with Camilla Parker-Bowles tonight.
Your partner’s mobile rings and it is a bride from another wedding asking were he is.
Wormholes Either one of you saying “I do” causes a freak wormhole that summons up a meteorite heading for the cheap chapel, and your bride turns into the Elephant Man moments before the meteorite crushes you, so the last thing you think is “Man, she is UGLY!, And I married her. Fu….”
You realise what true happiness really, is but by then it is too late.
Your friends show a homemade film at your wedding reception showing just how close you were to your old girlfriend.
Your bride insists on wearing a t-shirt saying “I’m with stupid”, then insists on having her photo taken with all your family
You realise your freinds have spiked your drink with Viagra. Your new mother in law insists on the first dance.
You realise your very drunk and your bride is a small farmyard animal (and you fancy her sister)
You realise you very drunk and your bride is a small farmyard animal.
Upon going to bridal suite you find your new father-in-law in bed with your mother.
You realise you’ve accidentally married the best man, who IS Camilla Parker-Bowles!
You suddenly realise that you forgot to put on you suit and find yourself in your underwear like what always happens in your dreams
At the bachelor party, the husband-to-be eats the entire cake before being told that there was a stripper in it.
at the bachelor party, the Husband-to-be eats the entire cake before being told that there was a stripper in it.
The Bride goes down the isle tellin gpeople in the pews to call her
When you finally realise the reason your partner always rented the ‘Crying Game’
Just before the ceremony ends terrible parasitic aliens invade earth and live in our eyes. They make us live in water-filled holes in the ground with no shoes on and nowhere to sit.
As you’re sobering up and see your bride to be walking down the isle, you realise that marrying a 200kg biker called Bubba isn’t as great an idea as it was last night when your mates in the pub dared you.
You realise that your “Russian Bride” is actually a yeti that has been shaved down and taught to walk.
George Bush discovers that you’ve been hidin weapons of mass distruction in the trunk of your car the whole time and decides to choose the moment just before you say “I do” to make his presence known (with 40 ICBMs). He’s a real bastard in that way.
My father walking in on the service. I have never met my father so that would be a bitch to see him for the first time and have him ruin my wedding.
Your new husband tells his new grandparents about the bed straps he just bought for the honeymoon.
When you’re walking down the aisle, you trip and rip your skirt off, revealing the giant panties you had to wear because the rest had stains on.
Dads: You say you’ll pay for the wedding, then find your daughter is marrying the son of Bill Gates.
You are heavily drunk, wearing jeans, and are getting married to a childhood friend.
(Britney Spears, here’s looking at ya.)
You’re engaged to Bill Gates’ son.
After getting married and then divorced, you are still legally brother and sister. Darn!
The gas station’s out of rubbers
You ate so many sweet potatoes and beans just before the ceremony that as you say “I do”, you fart such a stinker that everyone witnessing your wedding dies, faints or enters into coma. As you try to give CPR to your wife/husband(-to-be), she/he breathes her/his last and whispers, “Dont you dare remarry or else I will not let you off when I become a ghost…”
Your father-in-law to be catches you ‘dancing’ with a chicken in the bathroom before the ceremony
Your father-in-law to be catches you ‘dancing’ with a chicken in the bathroom before the ceremony.