Great Things To Do With Your Clone

January 1st, 2000
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Chris doubles how much he can drink in a night with his clone.

The mapping of the Human Genome means cloning is one step closer.

Don’t be caught out owning a clone but not knowing how to take full advantage of the situation.

Follow our suggestions and you’ll have the fun of your life. Or is that the fun of both your lives?

  • Go to bed with your clone, and add a whole new meaning to the term “self-abuse”.
  • Whenever your Mum’s cooked Brussels sprouts, send your clone down for dinner.
  • Sleep with your wife AND your mistress at the same time.
  • Line yourself up a hot, media-televised date with Anna Kournikova. At the last minute, send your clone on the date. You rob a bank, and have the perfect alibi. Meanwhile, your clone snogs Anna, and you can claim the credit. Quite frankly, is there a more perfect crime?
  • When you feel ill, send your clone to work, and save your sickies for a sunny day.
  • Force your clone to do your tax returns while you nip off to the pub for a couple of pints of Guinness.
  • Never have your life ruined by another video-timer cock-up again Have your clone video tape TV shows while you’re out.
  • Inherit lots of money by making your clone visit your granny every day.
  • Use your uncanny psychic bond to have your clone make emergency calls that get you out of boring meetings.
  • Never actually sit another exam again.

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Great Things To Do With Your Clone

Your Suggestions

  1. clone your children – the csa can only take so much child support off you – but when you get old you have more kids to contribute towards a better old peoples home .

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    martin scarbrough [12/12/2007]

  2. Never run out of coin again. Simply take out a huge life insurance plan for your clone and kill him. Try and see how many times you can be declared legally dead.

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    bob mcgee [12/06/2007]

  3. Become president by cloning yourself lots of times so you have a larger voting block.

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    Ryan D’Montigny [17/02/2007]

  4. Let the clone do all the work.You will never get tired and no matter what you do, you’ll always get the credit for all the work!

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    Robert R [26/07/2004]

  5. You wax your clone’s eyebrows, and see if they look good. If they don’t, then don’t get yours waxed.

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    Alix Elida Nano [27/03/2004]

  6. Get a date with two blonde twins so you and your clone can get lucky on the same night. Fuuuuun.

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    Completely Odd [24/11/2003]

  7. CLONE YOURSELF MANY TIMES AND START A BAND CALLED THE CLONES AND BECOME SUPERSTARS/ aND IF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE (AKA YOUR NOT TALENTED IN THAT AREA) JOIN THE CIRCUS

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    dacia [23/06/2003]

  8. Pick a fight with a big guy, get your clone to help but claim all the glory.

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    Matt Pritchard [16/01/2003]

  9. Experiment with haircuts, coloring, tattoos and piercings on your clone. Then confuse everyone and make them ask "Didn’t you have blonde hair yesterday?"

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    Juliana [16/01/2003]

  10. Give your clone a tattoo and bellybutton ring and scare your parents after they tell you you cant get one.

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    Juliana [16/01/2003]

  11. Clone yourself a lot of times and then dress all of them in white suits and have them fight against the republic in order to establish the empire. Never mind only George Lucas would think this was a good idea.

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    Doc [16/01/2003]

  12. If lucky enough to have a threesome with yourself and two women, secretly alternate with your clone when you’re ‘done’, and attain legendary status as a super-stud for going all night long(unless you can already do this on your own).

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    Jack [16/01/2003]

  13. Bring your clone to college and make him go to all your classes and exams while all you do is party. If he fails out you can’t complain cause it’s not like you could do any better.

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    Richard Serdynski [16/01/2003]

  14. Why let your clone have all the fun with Anna? He goes off and robs the bank, while you snog Anna and you get the girl, cash and alibi. Plus then it’s up to you to set up the snog fest later on.

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    Andrew Clingeleffer [16/01/2003]

  15. Send the clone to the opera while you go to the hockey game with your mistress who likes hockey.

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    Steve Whitley [16/01/2003]

  16. When your wife asks you to go to the store for some pads, you know who to send.

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    Moe Hudson [16/01/2003]

  17. Confuse your clone by mimicing its exact movements on the other side of a window.

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    Alex Moss [16/01/2003]

  18. Outlive your clone. Be seated at your own funeral.

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    John Jones [16/01/2003]

  19. Have your clone stand next to you then you can be beside your self!

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    Hazel Anthony [16/01/2003]

  20. Your clone robs a bank while you meet Anna and HER clone for a threesome – who cares about the cash!!!!

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    Mr McGoo [16/01/2003]

  21. Tell your clone he/she was adopted, and find out how stupid you really are.

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    Ian Hirons [16/01/2003]

  22. Go rob a bank while your clone meets Anna. Have your clone organise a snog fest for the same time next week, and you turn up for that. Keep the girl and the cash.

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    Sally [16/01/2003]

  23. When at a pub, make your clone work the room, using your corny pick-up lines on only the cutest girls. If he fails, he gets the humiliation. If he succeeds, you take the girl(s) home…

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    Reefy [16/01/2003]

  24. With a clone, the law may never apply to you, rob, main, murder and let the clone face the judge…

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    MD [16/01/2003]

  25. Have an affair with your clone – after all no one is quite as gorgeous as you!

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    Lizzy [16/01/2003]

  26. Grab your significant other and finally fill his fantasy of a threesome. This way you can’t be jealous of the other girl being better than you in bed. Also, if you have a hang up about being with someone of the same sex, at least you know where she’s been and that she’s not prettier than you!

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    Rhonda [16/01/2003]

  27. Have the clone rob the bank and then kill the clone and play dead for a while

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    EipHvH [16/01/2003]

  28. Go out late, and send your clone home early. mom will never know!!!

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    Ben Matthews II [16/01/2003]

  29. I could blame him for all the ugly women (after lager) I married.

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    Shaun Brown [16/01/2003]

  30. Pick up a bag from your dealer, then have your clone go down and say that you/he was never there, and it must have been someone else. Get a free bag out of the deal

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    Dope Man [16/01/2003]

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