This 'I love NY' sticker is designed not to offend people who live in other places.
Road rage is a real problem. People get infuriated in their cars, leap out at the next traffic lights, and beat the hell out of the driver in front of them. It can be for overtaking dangerously, flipping the bird at them, or simply having a bumper sticker that says something offensive like “Don’t laugh. It could be your daughter locked in my trunk.”
In a recent poll, we discovered over 95% of road rage incidents were caused by offensive, overly-sweet, or just plain lame bumper stickers.
In an effort to stem the flow of violence, we’ve developed some bumper stickers that won’t be quite so controversial.
- Jesus saves. Other deities also promise similar benefits.
- Vote 1 Republican. Or Democrat.
- Honk if you love noise pollution.
- Jesus lives. Possibly.
- My other car is a car.
- No nukes! (Until safety concerns about nuclear waste are properly addressed, or oil reaches $100 per barrel).
- I love NY, but no more than any other combination of two letters.
- Elivs lives in the hearts of his fans.
- Hillary Clinton for President. Or runner-up.
- Make love, not war, but only if you’re in a stable relationship.
- Vote 1 Barak Obama, or another candidate whose policies you agree with.
- Money can’t buy happiness, but it makes people like you.
- End the war in Iraq (in the fullness of time).
- I can’t read Chinese, but I sure can buy it.
- Mum’s Taxi Service. $1 for first 1/23 mile, $2.50 each mile after.
- I brake for things that would damage my car if I hit them.
- Dyslexics Unite.
- Think global. Act in a blockbuster movie.
- Say “No” to drugs, unless you want them.
Baby on Board. Don’y worry. He’s taped to it. Don’t get nervous.
Truckers can\’t stop on a dime. But they can make you thin as one.
Auto Navigation System On Board. Driver has a brain and can read a map!
CAUTION – I brake for hallucinations
I EAT THE FLESH OF THE LIVING DEAD – AND I VOTE!
Are you an Idiot? See Below.
Are you an Idiot? See Above.
If you don\’t like my driving, call 1800-I-DON\’T-GIVE-A-SHIT. Or just don\’t care yourself.
I\’m From LilWeezyAna
Parallel parking is for ugly chicks
Smile and wave, buddy, smile and wave.
My child is an Honor Student at the State Correctional Facility
Any comments on how I drive? Call 911…
(National Flag): Respect it, or don’t.
If you dont like the way I drive then get the fu*k off the pavement.
When the going gets tough, the tough get coffee.
[Sticker attached to front bumper of car.] If you can read this it’s because I’m about to run you over. Shouldn’t you be diving out of the way, or something?
if your going to ride my ass
at least buy me dinner first
Honk if you\’re ambivalent
Baby on board – the hospital says I HAVE to take it home!
I’m for Mutant Rights–and I vote!
This is a bumper sticker.
Yo mamma has a BMI of 32.
If you are reading this upside down it\’s not a good sign call 000 or 911
If you are reading this, chances are you aren’t paying attention to the road.
If you can\’t see my mirrors, I\’m probably using them to admire my new haircut
If you can read this, you are too close or driving too fast. (Or maybe I am driving too slow. You decide.)
Things occur.
You’re not hardcore unless you are.
Hellbent on compromise
I’m passionate about moderation.