Comments on: How To Tell If You’re Too Drunk To Drive Before You Hop Behind The Wheel

By: Es de Coteau

Es de Coteau — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:21:53 +0000

When you have to keep one eye closed to read and write a text message, you are indeed too drunk to drive.

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By: violent drunk

violent drunk — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 01:35:22 +0000

Going to a gay club, when you're not gay

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By: Bill Guastalla

Bill Guastalla — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:54:39 +0000

You look up how to tell if you\'re drunk on the internet on your scanner.

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By: THE JOSTOPOE

THE JOSTOPOE — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:04:56 +0000

when you wake up.roll from bed and miss the floor

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By: Stephane Blache

Stephane Blache — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:10:34 +0000

Youre over 35, and suddenly that crap techno shit without a soul kinda music playing in the bar suddenly starts to sound pretty damn good. Thats when i tell im getting really close to passing out...

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By: robert walder

robert walder — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:10:30 +0000

when you realise your typing somthing clever in here

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By: Laze Doctor

Laze Doctor — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:42:03 +0000

Against your better judgment, you try to reach the top shelf by standing on the rotating office chair. Suddenly the ground seems to be falling out from underneath you. You command your limbs to take action, but they do nothing. You hit the ground hard, but feel no pain...

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By: David Jegede-Brimson

David Jegede-Brimson — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:48:50 +0000

You spend the rest of the night listening to yourself on your home phone while talking to yourself from your mobile

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By: Clarko :P

Clarko :P — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:32:58 +0000

you know you\'re to drunk to drive when you start telling your best friend how shit his girlfriend is in bed

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By: Maria Quensela

Maria Quensela — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 20:38:38 +0000

You\'re too drunk to drive when you\'re kissing a hot guy, but in the morning the dog has lipstick on him.

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