Comments on: Tom Hanks Is Jesus http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html More laughs than you can poke a click at. Fri, 16 Dec 2011 01:34:19 +1100 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Robby Hangs http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-4#comment-7744 Robby Hangs Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:23:59 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-7744 Tom Hanks starred in The Da Vinci Code, trying to prove that Jesus has sex. om Hanks has had sex and, as Jesus, is finally admitting it! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7744">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Tom Hanks starred in The Da Vinci Code, trying to prove that Jesus has sex. om Hanks has had sex and, as Jesus, is finally admitting it!

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]]> By: Charlie Dahlin http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-4#comment-7036 Charlie Dahlin Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:39:46 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-7036 Tom Hanks starred in the Road to Perdition. Perdition means hell. Jesus descended into hell for three days. I don\'t know how long Tom was going to stay in Perdition when he got there but I would guess he would have just try to make a long weekend out of it. Say, three days! Creepy! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7036">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Tom Hanks starred in the Road to Perdition. Perdition means hell. Jesus descended into hell for three days. I don\’t know how long Tom was going to stay in Perdition when he got there but I would guess he would have just try to make a long weekend out of it. Say, three days! Creepy!

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]]> By: Scott Stulidvil http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-4#comment-6970 Scott Stulidvil Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:36:26 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-6970 Both of them were nailed to a cross... except for Tom Hanks. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-6970">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Both of them were nailed to a cross… except for Tom Hanks.

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]]> By: Jonn Shea http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-4#comment-6966 Jonn Shea Tue, 09 May 2006 20:16:14 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-6966 If you spell Tom backwards it spells mot, and Mott's apple juice is very delicious. What is also delicious is bread and wine, which Jesus gave his apostles. They all said thanks which spells T-Hanks. TOM HANKS!!! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-6966">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> If you spell Tom backwards it spells mot, and Mott’s apple juice is very delicious. What is also delicious is bread and wine, which Jesus gave his apostles. They all said thanks which spells T-Hanks. TOM HANKS!!!

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]]> By: Jonn Shea http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-3#comment-6965 Jonn Shea Tue, 09 May 2006 19:33:34 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-6965 Tom Hanks is Spanish for Jesus <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-6965">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Tom Hanks is Spanish for Jesus

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]]> By: Lisa Smith http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-3#comment-6952 Lisa Smith Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:15:08 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-6952 In "Bachelor Party", Tom Hanks was the only man to not have sex with anyone. Jesus also never had sex with anyone, unless you believe The Da Vinci Code, which Hanks also stars in!! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-6952">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> In “Bachelor Party”, Tom Hanks was the only man to not have sex with anyone. Jesus also never had sex with anyone, unless you believe The Da Vinci Code, which Hanks also stars in!!

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]]> By: Judy Gerschwin http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-3#comment-6947 Judy Gerschwin Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:01:55 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-6947 My friend told me that Tom Hanks once had sex with a horse. I don't know if Jesus ever did that, but it would probably be edited out of the bible if he did. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-6947">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> My friend told me that Tom Hanks once had sex with a horse.
I don’t know if Jesus ever did that, but it would probably be edited out of the bible if he did.

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]]> By: I is Me http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-3#comment-6946 I is Me Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:52:20 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-6946 Nietzche believes that Tom Hanks is dead. Also, Tom Hanks is starring in "The Da Vinci Code". Da Vinci was a big fan of Jesus. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-6946">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Nietzche believes that Tom Hanks is dead. Also, Tom Hanks is starring in “The Da Vinci Code”. Da Vinci was a big fan of Jesus.

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]]> By: Rhino http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-3#comment-6944 Rhino Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:41:18 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-6944 Tom Hanks can't act. As Jesus was born before the invention of Hollywood, he probably couldn't either. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-6944">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Tom Hanks can’t act. As Jesus was born before the invention of Hollywood, he probably couldn’t either.

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]]> By: jo ezelle http://www.gorskys.com/articles/tom-hanks-is-jesus.html/comment-page-3#comment-6941 jo ezelle Tue, 11 Apr 2006 16:51:53 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=948#comment-6941 Jesus said, "eat this bread, for it is my body." Tom Hanks has a body. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-6941">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Jesus said, “eat this bread, for it is my body.” Tom Hanks has a body.

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