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		<title>By: Kayla Smith</title>
		<link>http://www.gorskys.com/articles/things-i-wished-i-learnt.html/comment-page-5#comment-7411</link>
		<dc:creator>Kayla Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wash your face before your bum &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-7411&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wash your face before your bum
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		<title>By: Maggie Lane</title>
		<link>http://www.gorskys.com/articles/things-i-wished-i-learnt.html/comment-page-5#comment-7188</link>
		<dc:creator>Maggie Lane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don\&#039;t go home with a guy who wants to show you his gun collection. &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-7188&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don\&#8217;t go home with a guy who wants to show you his gun collection.
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		<title>By: Tiffany Martin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tiffany Martin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 20:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not to &#039;save&#039; an ice-cream for later by putting it in your shorts pocket. &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-7097&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not to &#8217;save&#8217; an ice-cream for later by putting it in your shorts pocket.
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		<title>By: david arnold</title>
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		<dc:creator>david arnold</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Masturbation is a great way to explore your sexuality and is a perfectly normal thing which all teenage boys do. This fact aside don&#039;t let your parents catch you doing it. &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-7094&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Masturbation is a great way to explore your sexuality and is a perfectly normal thing which all teenage boys do. This fact aside don&#8217;t let your parents catch you doing it.
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		<title>By: david arnold</title>
		<link>http://www.gorskys.com/articles/things-i-wished-i-learnt.html/comment-page-5#comment-6740</link>
		<dc:creator>david arnold</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2005 08:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>there&#039;s never a good reason to shave the cat &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-6740&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>there&#8217;s never a good reason to shave the cat
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		<title>By: Anonymous Dude</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous Dude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 05:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Christmas is in December, not May. It is also not a good idea to try and skip school by saying that you woke up thinking it was Christmas. &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-6680&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christmas is in December, not May. It is also not a good idea to try and skip school by saying that you woke up thinking it was Christmas.
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		<title>By: Anonymous Dude</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous Dude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 07:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MRSA is not a song by the Village People, it is a disease resistant to antibiotics. &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-6387&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MRSA is not a song by the Village People, it is a disease resistant to antibiotics.
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		<title>By: Cerilli </title>
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		<dc:creator>Cerilli </dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2005 19:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If everyone was a midget, we&#039;d all have twice as much food.   &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-6176&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If everyone was a midget, we&#8217;d all have twice as much food.
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		<title>By: Unsnapped Gogon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Unsnapped Gogon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Friends will come bail you out of jail, good friends won&#039;t tell your parents, and best friends are sittin&#039; right next to you sayin&#039; &quot;Damn! That was awesome!&quot; &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-6110&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends will come bail you out of jail, good friends won&#8217;t tell your parents, and best friends are sittin&#8217; right next to you sayin&#8217; &#8220;Damn! That was awesome!&#8221;
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		<title>By: Unsnapped Gorgan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Unsnapped Gorgan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your parents will know when you dye your hair pink. &lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-6109&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your parents will know when you dye your hair pink.
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