Comments on: Surviving The Recession http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html More laughs than you can poke a click at. Sat, 28 Aug 2010 01:56:06 +1000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Mr P. Poo http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7701 Mr P. Poo Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:15:18 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7701 Rummage through the dumpster behind plastic surgery, veterinarian, and abortion clinics for valuable food items. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7701">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Rummage through the dumpster behind plastic surgery, veterinarian, and abortion clinics for valuable food items.

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]]> By: Mr P. Poo http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7699 Mr P. Poo Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:22:52 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7699 Don't just recycle your urine back into drinking water... recycle your poo back into food! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7699">1</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Don’t just recycle your urine back into drinking water… recycle your poo back into food!

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]]> By: Sal Simpson http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7684 Sal Simpson Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:22:46 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7684 spend some cash and learn to embroider. That way, when your kids wants nike shoes and billabong t-shirts you can just stitch a quick logo onto a plain kmart version! AWESOME! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7684">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> spend some cash and learn to embroider. That way, when your kids wants nike shoes and billabong t-shirts you can just stitch a quick logo onto a plain kmart version! AWESOME!

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]]> By: Once upon a time http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7678 Once upon a time Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:07:22 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7678 Become a monk... Meditate all day, sleep on the floor, don't eat after noon, and don't risk homocide fines. You can save money and become ELIGHTENED! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7678">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Become a monk… Meditate all day, sleep on the floor, don’t eat after noon, and don’t risk homocide fines. You can save money and become ELIGHTENED!

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]]> By: Once upon a time http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7677 Once upon a time Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:04:04 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7677 Eat McDonald's until you are broke.. then consider the recession as the new foolproof diet. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7677">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Eat McDonald’s until you are broke.. then consider the recession as the new foolproof diet.

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]]> By: valerie Lopez http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7651 valerie Lopez Mon, 22 Dec 2008 12:54:40 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7651 Kill off all the rich <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7651">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Kill off all the rich

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]]> By: Jacqui Innes http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7650 Jacqui Innes Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:35:28 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7650 Unpick your Xmas jumpers with the groovy patterns, then sow them into a blanket and send them to the person who sent you the jumpers. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7650">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Unpick your Xmas jumpers with the groovy patterns, then sow them into a blanket and send them to the person who sent you the jumpers.

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]]> By: Ryan The Great http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7649 Ryan The Great Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:53:10 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7649 It has come to my attention that in the last year at least, The Veronicas have been drastically underfed. I believe their manager has done a poor job at setting aside food money in their budget. Thankfully, doing a quick calculation the other day, I deduced that if they each give as few as 89 blowjobs per day and swallow, they will get the protein requirements to fulfill their daily energy needs. So instead of buying their music, we should all make a queue outside their door, every day. We save money on music, eliminate the need to spend exhorbitant money at dates, and they save money on food. It\'s a win-win. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7649">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> It has come to my attention that in the last year at least, The Veronicas have been drastically underfed. I believe their manager has done a poor job at setting aside food money in their budget. Thankfully, doing a quick calculation the other day, I deduced that if they each give as few as 89 blowjobs per day and swallow, they will get the protein requirements to fulfill their daily energy needs. So instead of buying their music, we should all make a queue outside their door, every day. We save money on music, eliminate the need to spend exhorbitant money at dates, and they save money on food. It\’s a win-win.

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]]> By: Ryan The Great http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7648 Ryan The Great Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:52:25 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7648 Eliminate the homeless people\'s need for food by consuming homeless people as food. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7648">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Eliminate the homeless people\’s need for food by consuming homeless people as food.

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]]> By: Bob Crowley http://www.gorskys.com/articles/surviving-the-recession.html/comment-page-1#comment-7647 Bob Crowley Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:37:20 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=252#comment-7647 Sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7647">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex

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