Comments on: How To Find True Love In The Supermarket

By: Heather Grey

Heather Grey — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 20:20:24 +0000

A CARROT MAKES A GOOD LOVE SUBSTITUTE!(APPARENTLY- I FOUND A WILTED ONE ONCE IN THE BATHROOM AT THE GROCERY STORE I WORK AT!YUCK!)

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By: kerry buck

kerry buck — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:49:49 +0000

Never tell a girl she has big knockers then ask 'Can I kiss them?' unless you want to be slapped.

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By: bob mcgee

bob mcgee — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:10:07 +0000

Go to the friut and veg section find the biggest sack of potatoes, grab it, go up to the woman you desire and ask her to marry you. If she says no, just whack her over the head and drag her to your car.

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By: Marry Poppins

Marry Poppins — Mon, 26 Jul 2004 11:03:37 +0000

Follow your cutie to the deli counter and ask most innocently "Blimin 'ell, thats a whopping great frankfurter. You see, I'm making 'toad in the hole' tonight, fancy trying it?" wink*wink

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By: roarty girl - sydney

roarty girl - sydney — Mon, 07 Jun 2004 03:50:47 +0000

At the check out say to the guy behind you "Four words: homecooked three course meal." Saves on tranport costs or the need to hang out in bars first

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By: Glen Messacar

Glen Messacar — Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:27:12 +0000

Men found in the grapes section are insecure about their body.

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By: Alix Elida Nano

Alix Elida Nano — Sat, 27 Mar 2004 17:05:29 +0000

Don't wear any clothes and see if that attracts anyone. Don't forget to wax.

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By: Teresa blazinbrunette

Teresa blazinbrunette — Sat, 07 Feb 2004 19:08:48 +0000

You see a cute man working in the fresh meat dept. Go up to him and tell him. "I like the way you pack your beef"

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By: John Nash

John Nash — Fri, 21 Nov 2003 01:46:18 +0000

Go up to a girl and say "I know there is a set of behaviors one must go through before procreation, but I am unknowledgeable of these behaviors. Could you just assume I did them?"

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By: scott quick

scott quick — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 21:58:56 +0000

Guys, forget the food section and go to the ladies underwear department. Pretend you're a salesman and you specialize in panties. Just before you close the sale, tell her you have to go back and finish your other 2 jobs: watering the flowers and arranging the poetry books. If you don't find true love after trying this a few times, you might as well go back to your wife.

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