Comments on: Superheroes We Want To See http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html More laughs than you can poke a click at. Fri, 16 Dec 2011 01:34:19 +1100 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Winterwolf http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-5#comment-9140 Winterwolf Mon, 29 Nov 2010 18:25:32 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-9140 Captain Obvious - Superhero who beats his evil nemesises(?) into submission by incessantly pointing out what they are doing wrong and getting them to monologue while he tape records them.<p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-9140">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Captain Obvious – Superhero who beats his evil nemesises(?) into submission by incessantly pointing out what they are doing wrong and getting them to monologue while he tape records them.

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]]> By: stinkfoot http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-5#comment-8611 stinkfoot Wed, 27 Oct 2010 21:04:19 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-8611 Fluffy the (dead) Super Mutant -- After reading your Super Hero article I decided to make Fluffy my hamster into a super mutant using a strong burst of microwaves. Sadly, it didn't work. Now my Mom says our microwave oven smells funny.<p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-8611">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Fluffy the (dead) Super Mutant — After reading your Super Hero article I decided to make Fluffy my hamster into a super mutant using a strong burst of microwaves. Sadly, it didn’t work. Now my Mom says our microwave oven smells funny.

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]]> By: stinkfoot http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-5#comment-8528 stinkfoot Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:24:39 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-8528 Sperman - He wanted to be Superman, but somebody made a typo at the costume factory.<p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-8528">1</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Sperman – He wanted to be Superman, but somebody made a typo at the costume factory.

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]]> By: stinkfoot http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-5#comment-8527 stinkfoot Mon, 18 Oct 2010 06:04:43 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-8527 The Human Fart - He became The Human Torch after somebody lit a match.<p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-8527">1</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> The Human Fart – He became The Human Torch after somebody lit a match.

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]]> By: stinkfoot http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-5#comment-8517 stinkfoot Sat, 16 Oct 2010 20:48:37 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-8517 Ironman - He does the ironing and is generally bossed around by his wife Superbitch.<p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-8517">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Ironman – He does the ironing and is generally bossed around by his wife Superbitch.

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]]> By: RyanTheGreat http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-4#comment-8432 RyanTheGreat Wed, 06 Oct 2010 11:37:12 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-8432 Cool Party-Trick Guy has the semi-controllable ability to blow up his own head. Enemies will be dazzled and stunned by his antics, just long enough for his sidekick Handy Shiela to tazer them in the face. She will then clean up his mess for him, and reassemble his head into near-working condition. Okay, let's face it, Handy Shiela's the real hero, here. Cool Party-Trick Guy's kinda not very handy at all.<p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-8432">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Cool Party-Trick Guy has the semi-controllable ability to blow up his own head. Enemies will be dazzled and stunned by his antics, just long enough for his sidekick Handy Shiela to tazer them in the face. She will then clean up his mess for him, and reassemble his head into near-working condition. Okay, let’s face it, Handy Shiela’s the real hero, here. Cool Party-Trick Guy’s kinda not very handy at all.

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]]> By: Patrick Trull http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-4#comment-7775 Patrick Trull Fri, 21 May 2010 22:39:11 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-7775 <strong>Poltergeist</strong>-A ghost who can manipulate fear after being double tapped by a homeless man. He brings ravenge to the dead. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7775">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Poltergeist-A ghost who can manipulate fear after being double tapped by a homeless man. He brings ravenge to the dead.

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]]> By: Rink Mazee http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-4#comment-7704 Rink Mazee Fri, 27 Feb 2009 11:58:45 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-7704 Squirt Girl! Drops down in front of the bad guys and sprays them with stinking fluïds! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7704">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Squirt Girl!
Drops down in front of the bad guys and sprays them with stinking fluïds!

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]]> By: james churchman http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-4#comment-7581 james churchman Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:14:22 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-7581 socially challenfed boy. saves the world but every1 hates him <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7581">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> socially challenfed boy. saves the world but every1 hates him

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]]> By: sam Vardy http://www.gorskys.com/articles/super-heroes.html/comment-page-4#comment-7496 sam Vardy Tue, 27 May 2008 13:27:25 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=967#comment-7496 mr. america- is the bigest dumb ass in the world. he does nothing but go around being a deuce and he never ever got a villian! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7496">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> mr. america- is the bigest dumb ass in the world. he does nothing but go around being a deuce and he never ever got a villian!

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