"You're fired!" - Donald Trump makes a fool of himself pretty much all the time.
Everyone has made a fool of themselves at some time or other. For some, looking foolish in public is the worst possible thing they can imagine. But others of us know from bitter experience that the worst time to look a fool is in the bedroom.
It’s worse if you’re already famous. Then, whatever you say in the bedroom is much more likely to become public.
This month, we look at some of the worst things famous people can scream at the point of climax.
- Britney Spears – Oops… you did it again!
- The Pope – Actually, I don’t think I should be doing this.
- George W. Bush – Whaddya mean “premature”, Laura? That was a pre-emptive strike.
- Donald Rumsfeld – Deploy troops!
- John Howard – I’m sorry.
- George Lucas – Feel the power of the force.
- George Lucas’ wife – If that was Episode I, it was pretty disappointing.
- Michael Jackson – So where do you go to school again?
- Ian McKellan – I am the Lord of the Rings!
- Elvis – Elvises have left the building.
- Jesus Christ – Oh me!
- Kevin Bacon – Zero degrees of separation… Six inches of Kevin Bacon.
- Donald Trump – You’re fired.
- Warren Buffet – Share price peaking.
- Paris Hilton – Is that camera still running?
- Neil Armstrong – 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Blast off!
- Bart Cummins – They’re off and racing!
- Mark Schumacher – Schumacher is first again.
- Shane Warne – {via text message} thx!
- Michael Jordan – Jordan scores, he shoots!
- Michael Jordan’s wife – Just do it.
Dr McCoy Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a porn star!
You like it, you really like it!
~Sally Field
Dr Evil You complete me, Mini Me
Do you have any chocolates in the fridge?
Monica to Bill Is that a cuban?
Woody Allen to Soon-Yi Who’s your daddy!
Simon Cowell That was the WORST performance I’ve seen all evening!
Spiderman Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
James Bond Their names shall be Bond, Herbert and Shelley Bond.
That will be £40 please.
Simon from American Idol Well to be honest I thought that was just terrible
Sorry stud, that’s not proof of an orgasm, my toes always scrunch up like that if your foreplay technique doesn’t include removing my pantyhose!
Well that deserves a scooby snack.
Mah legs…mah legs…ah can’t feel mah legs…..Oh, they’re your legs……
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Oh baby that was SO good!! Ok, thank you camera crew and everyone else in the closet, lighting, sound, editing, and you guys at the ISP and on the satellite uplink… thats a wrap.
Michael J Fox I’m shaking!!!
I want a baby!
A coat of beige on ceiling would be
nice
Babe,.. I love you…lets get married.
UHH…uhh…..umm look, if you’re uncomfortable with seeing me doing this, you shouldn’t have sat next to me on the bus.
Yes, My name is Joe the milkman, gramma. I mean… Lady!
Ryan Seacrest Seacrest OUT !
Good doggie!
Charlie Wong on his honeymoon WHAT? You want 69? You want number sixty nine? Why you want beef in black-bean sauce???
Somewhere over New Orleans Billy Joe, we not joinin’ no mile high club in this here rescue helicopter harness!
Bill Clinton
Now that was real niice Monica, but what ah actually said was to “sack my cook”. I really HATE that man’s cookin’!
Ooh it’s so good keep going! Keep it up . . . Well I guess you tried.
Woody Woodpecker
Rakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka.. puffpuffpuff..rakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka… wooo, sorry bout the splinters, it’s my wooden pecker.
Rove McManus “What the…?”