"You're fired!" - Donald Trump makes a fool of himself pretty much all the time.
Everyone has made a fool of themselves at some time or other. For some, looking foolish in public is the worst possible thing they can imagine. But others of us know from bitter experience that the worst time to look a fool is in the bedroom.
It’s worse if you’re already famous. Then, whatever you say in the bedroom is much more likely to become public.
This month, we look at some of the worst things famous people can scream at the point of climax.
- Britney Spears – Oops… you did it again!
- The Pope – Actually, I don’t think I should be doing this.
- George W. Bush – Whaddya mean “premature”, Laura? That was a pre-emptive strike.
- Donald Rumsfeld – Deploy troops!
- John Howard – I’m sorry.
- George Lucas – Feel the power of the force.
- George Lucas’ wife – If that was Episode I, it was pretty disappointing.
- Michael Jackson – So where do you go to school again?
- Ian McKellan – I am the Lord of the Rings!
- Elvis – Elvises have left the building.
- Jesus Christ – Oh me!
- Kevin Bacon – Zero degrees of separation… Six inches of Kevin Bacon.
- Donald Trump – You’re fired.
- Warren Buffet – Share price peaking.
- Paris Hilton – Is that camera still running?
- Neil Armstrong – 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Blast off!
- Bart Cummins – They’re off and racing!
- Mark Schumacher – Schumacher is first again.
- Shane Warne – {via text message} thx!
- Michael Jordan – Jordan scores, he shoots!
- Michael Jordan’s wife – Just do it.
Jeff Probst Yooou have been voted off!
Whom ever shaggy was shagging You’re damn right it wasn’t.
Shaggy It wasn’t me!
I love boys AND girls!!!
Generic Gamer PWn3d!!!
Harry Potter Climacitucus Ejaculaticus!
Rubens Barrichello Why do I have to come second again!?!
Mike Tyson Hmmmm, pepper spray!
Dath Vader The force is not strong with you.
Paris Hilton Have a nice day. Next please?
“I HAVE AIDS!”
Do you want fries with that?
Jet Li I have become the one!
Bill Clinton Monica!..er…I mean HIlary! Damn…
Lary Flint I can`t feel my legs!!
Yoda The Force, you are STRONG in!!!
Darth Vader I am your father
Luke Skywalker Oh Leia!
So where do you keep the coffee?
Darth Vader Who’s your Daddy?
Tony Blair There really were weapons of mass destruction, we just havent found them yet
I’ve had better than that before.
That was great! What’s you name again?
HIM: Thanks for that
HER: Baa!!!!
Thanks mum.
Anne Robinson You are the weakest link, goodbye.
I’m blowing like I did on your sister Elizab….
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Thank you, come again!
Monkey chunks
Your boss By the way your fired.