Comments on: Playing To Offend: Criminal Video Games http://www.gorskys.com/articles/playing-to-offend.html More laughs than you can poke a click at. Fri, 16 Dec 2011 01:34:19 +1100 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Bozzy Bozbourne http://www.gorskys.com/articles/playing-to-offend.html/comment-page-1#comment-7546 Bozzy Bozbourne Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:40:50 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=698#comment-7546 Emo Emulator 2008: Feel what its like to be a cry baby masachist with various leather attachments to unleash a flurry of brutal beatings across yourself. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7546">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Emo Emulator 2008: Feel what its like to be a cry baby masachist with various leather attachments to unleash a flurry of brutal beatings across yourself.

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]]> By: Patrick Coyle http://www.gorskys.com/articles/playing-to-offend.html/comment-page-1#comment-7491 Patrick Coyle Mon, 12 May 2008 20:19:29 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=698#comment-7491 Footballers\' Etiquette - within the action packed setting of the Black Cat Culb, see how many ladies you can get to drop down their pants in one night. Do not forget to knock out the competition with a bar stall back to the head or by what ever means possible, the option is up to you. Cheat: if you come across a hot babe who is conserative, try to drop a Rol- Hip-Knowle (spelling?)in her drink; that will get her juices flowing. Remember, to have a convincing alibi and not get caught by the wife. Happy playing. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7491">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Footballers\’ Etiquette – within the action packed setting of the Black Cat Culb, see how many ladies you can get to drop down their pants in one night. Do not forget to knock out the competition with a bar stall back to the head or by what ever means possible, the option is up to you. Cheat: if you come across a hot babe who is conserative, try to drop a Rol- Hip-Knowle (spelling?)in her drink; that will get her juices flowing. Remember, to have a convincing alibi and not get caught by the wife. Happy playing.

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]]> By: Patrick Coyle http://www.gorskys.com/articles/playing-to-offend.html/comment-page-1#comment-7490 Patrick Coyle Mon, 12 May 2008 19:28:21 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=698#comment-7490 Old Fart Rampage – aim is to leave bingo and drive yourself back to the nursing home and get away with as much mischief as possible without loosing your license or getting chained to the bed by the nurse. Bonus points – flashing the bingo host, drive annoyingly slow cause motorists to swear and throw things at the car, accelerate through shop windows and explaining to the cop that you meant to hit the break, sell your prescription drugs to teenagers, put your indicator on and not turn for the next couple of kilometres, urinate in public and bore random people with bull crap stories. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7490">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Old Fart Rampage – aim is to leave bingo and drive yourself back to the nursing home and get away with as much mischief as possible without loosing your license or getting chained to the bed by the nurse. Bonus points – flashing the bingo host, drive annoyingly slow cause motorists to swear and throw things at the car, accelerate through shop windows and explaining to the cop that you meant to hit the break, sell your prescription drugs to teenagers, put your indicator on and not turn for the next couple of kilometres, urinate in public and bore random people with bull crap stories.

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]]> By: Wee Mad http://www.gorskys.com/articles/playing-to-offend.html/comment-page-1#comment-7489 Wee Mad Sun, 11 May 2008 23:27:40 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=698#comment-7489 Willie Nelson's Guitar Hero: Sit back and injoy playing all of Willie's Greats. Just play along with a custom guitar just like Willie's. For a limited time, get a free bong with each game, try and keep up. Try to beat the Hardest level "Boozed Up", after drinking a full bottle of Jack Daniels you must beat willie at the song "Whisky River", A breathalizer is built into the guitar, if you don't blow at least 0.126 the game won't even start. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7489">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Willie Nelson’s Guitar Hero: Sit back and injoy playing all of Willie’s Greats. Just play along with a custom guitar just like Willie’s. For a limited time, get a free bong with each game, try and keep up. Try to beat the Hardest level "Boozed Up", after drinking a full bottle of Jack Daniels you must beat willie at the song "Whisky River", A breathalizer is built into the guitar, if you don’t blow at least 0.126 the game won’t even start.

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]]> By: Marc Cracchiolo http://www.gorskys.com/articles/playing-to-offend.html/comment-page-1#comment-7487 Marc Cracchiolo Fri, 09 May 2008 19:22:33 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=698#comment-7487 Weave and Wig Party! All guests need to arrive wearing a wig or have intricate hair extensions. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7487">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Weave and Wig Party! All guests need to arrive wearing a wig or have intricate hair extensions.

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]]> By: martin scarbrough http://www.gorskys.com/articles/playing-to-offend.html/comment-page-1#comment-7486 martin scarbrough Fri, 09 May 2008 08:41:54 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=698#comment-7486 Burger Fliper 08 - you get points for spiting in food and taking your god dam time to make it !!! <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7486">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Burger Fliper 08 – you get points for spiting in food and taking your god dam time to make it !!!

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]]> By: martin scarbrough http://www.gorskys.com/articles/playing-to-offend.html/comment-page-1#comment-7485 martin scarbrough Fri, 09 May 2008 08:39:45 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=698#comment-7485 My(half)Life - a game where you spend all day hiding from your boss looking at porn on the internet. <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7485">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> My(half)Life – a game where you spend all day hiding from your boss looking at porn on the internet.

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]]> By: martin scarbrough http://www.gorskys.com/articles/playing-to-offend.html/comment-page-1#comment-7484 martin scarbrough Fri, 09 May 2008 08:38:21 +0000 http://www.gorskys.com/?p=698#comment-7484 Womb Raider - Chase half naked girls through ancient ruins then have your wicked way with them <p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-7484">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p> Womb Raider – Chase half naked girls through ancient ruins then have your wicked way with them

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