Millennium Madness: Make It Memorable

August 1st, 1999

 Millennium Madness: Make It Memorable

Will your New Year's Eve be as memorable as this oneTo celebrate the release of the Gorskys' first single 'New Millennium', we would like to offer you some great suggestions about how to make your new millennium celebration truly memorable.

  • Spend up big on your credit card, and hope like hell that the Y2K bug destroys all the records.
  • At your New Year’s Eve party, blow the fuse box on the stroke of midnight to induce mass panic. Start looting. (Note: don’t hold the party at your own home; it’s stupid to steal your own TV set.)
  • Go to both Michael Jackson concerts in Sydney and Hawaii, then spend the next thousand years wondering ‘why?’
  • Get a job in the local power plant, and blow the fuse for your entire city to induce mass panic. Start looting. (Although what you can steal from a power plant isn’t all that good.)
  • Avoid discussions about when the new millennium actually starts. Go with the flow, and hold your own private celebration in 2001.
  • Help crash the telephone network by making a call at 12:01 a.m. to see if the phone is working.
  • Cripple the water supply by experimentally flushing your toilet.
  • Hack into your local airport flight tower, jam their radar, then give false directions to the planes so they crash. Laugh at the overly smug idiots who said flying on New Year’s Eve would be perfectly safe. Start looting.
  • Have sex with Claudia Schiffer. (Not likely, but worth a try.)|
  • Become an evil villain, devise a cunning plan to blow up the world unless you are made Supreme & Absolute Ruler of the Planet. Become Supreme & Absolute Ruler of the Planet. Blow the world’s fuse box to induce mass panic. Start looting.
Millennium Madness: Make It Memorable

Your suggestions

  1. It seems obvious to me that everybody should mail me a check containing their life savings so they can secure a seat on the spaceship that I have secretly been building and then just before the stroke of midnight we will all blast of into space to the planet of wetdreams 7 and laugh at all those stuck in the approaching apocalypse

    Current score: 0

    Paul Grimmer [06/01/2003]

  2. My favourite thing on New years eve is to infiltrate roving groups of drunk people (by cleverly disguising myself as one of them by being drunk) and shouting out "10….9….8… " every 15 minutes or so from about 8.15pm. Its a killer, and everyone appreciates it

    Current score: 0

    Will McGowan [06/01/2003]

  3. Before the millennium, open 20 accounts with $1 dollar in each. Just before the millennium, print out heaps of balance sheets and flutter them around an ATM, and wait till someone comes to check their account and sees all the other accounts and watch their face

    Current score: 0

    Chris Pole [06/01/2003]

  4. I plan to drink a bottle of Jim Beam, dress up as the Flying Nun and insist on giving every girl I meet a kiss. Some interesting is bound to happen!!

    Current score: 0

    Matt Tonkin [06/01/2003]

  5. Start up a cult NOW! then at the stroke of midnight announce via a network patch in that the time of Judgement is upon us. Then release your evil weaponry and laugh as a thousand million tonnes of nerve gas is released into the atmosphere to totally poison the entire planet! AHAHAHAAA! Or probably just pass out at about half past nine and wake up in an understaffed hospital ward having missed the entire celebration

    Current score: 0

    Tony Moss [06/01/2003]

  6. Pick your most hated bank. Drill a hole in its front window and insert a large grommet, to suit the size or your willy, and greese it up. At midnight do what the bank always does to you.

    Current score: 0

    Hilary Michael Turner [06/01/2003]

  7. Watch movies all night and play video games and watch the count down on television

    Current score: 0

    David [06/01/2003]

How would you celebrate?

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