Comments on: How To Ace Job Interviews

By: girl female

girl female — Sat, 07 Oct 2006 19:23:58 +0000

Wear your sluttiest shoes, highest heels, and most revealing clothing possible. Saunter into the interviewing room and use anything you can as props, tables, chairs, the door... this is for a stripclub interview, right?

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By: Bobet Neri-Zamora

Bobet Neri-Zamora — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:01:50 +0000

I learned the hard way never again to take my wife and 11 children in the interview room with me. It was a little distracting, and needless to say, I didn't get hired.

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By: Bhushan Amachi

Bhushan Amachi — Tue, 31 May 2005 00:10:08 +0000

If interview goes really badly and the interviewer asks 'Do you have any questions for us?', ask 'Can I pee in you pocket?'

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By: Rodger Roop

Rodger Roop — Sun, 23 Jan 2005 06:01:39 +0000

Start masturbating. A good opportunity to see if the panel is uncomfortable watching you have a wank.

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By: Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin — Fri, 21 Jan 2005 22:12:08 +0000

Remember to excuse yourself if you fart. Good manners is the key.

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By: Angels85

Angels85 — Mon, 11 Oct 2004 17:28:41 +0000

When asked, "Why do you need this job?" reply "Because I don't have a rich husband."

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By: Richard Andrew

Richard Andrew — Wed, 01 Oct 2003 09:25:02 +0000

When they ask "Are you a convicted villan?" say "No, but I will be by 10 tomorrow."

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By: scott quick

scott quick — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 12:19:36 +0000

When the interviewer asks you, "Do you think you will be an 'asset' to this company?", answer with "Well sorta sir. Just two letters off."

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By: Aimee G

Aimee G — Tue, 11 Mar 2003 12:56:37 +0000

When asked what ideas you have to improve morale, suggest Pantless Thursdays.

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By: Yabah Turnbull

Yabah Turnbull — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:38:02 +0000

Use Phillip Ruddock as a referee. Apologise when they ring the number and get a guy called "Rod." Suggest that, with his busy lifestyle, he must've moved without notice. If they query you further, ask them if they've ever spent time in a detention centre?

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