Comments on: How To Commit Adultery

By: Tris

Tris — Mon, 20 Dec 2004 20:53:19 +0000

If caught out, you can't go past the excuse "I could never disrespect you enough to do the filthy stuff I did to her."

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By: toni blackwell

toni blackwell — Sat, 27 Dec 2003 10:49:02 +0000

If you dont want to see them again, say "I love you, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, every day and night will be like paradise!" This will get rid of them quick smart.

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By: scott quick

scott quick — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 22:31:04 +0000

Sleep with the Chief of Police's wife or daughter. At least when you go to jail the inmates will respect you so much, you may NOT have to commit "forced adultery" with a big hairy guy named Bubba.

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By: Demosthien

Demosthien — Thu, 18 Sep 2003 01:55:10 +0000

It's only considered adultery if you do it in the same postcode. Do it in the next postcode over from you and you're OK.

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By: Penis McHotlove

Penis McHotlove — Sun, 13 Apr 2003 00:45:37 +0000

Don't sell tickets to the event

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By: Matt Capon

Matt Capon — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:08:35 +0000

If you get caught, inform your partner that you were interviewing possible candidates for that threesome you talked about.

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By: Duncan Fairhurst

Duncan Fairhurst — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:08:35 +0000

Divorce your wife, marry someone you hate, then have sex with your ex, that way you can both feel naughty.

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By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:08:34 +0000

Simply start to act as though you have a multiple personality disorder. Not only will your other half become more caring towards you, but you can also blame one of your alter-egos if you ever get caught.

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By: Bryan Baker

Bryan Baker — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:08:34 +0000

Tennis players are exempt from being true "adulters"...after all, love means nothing to them anyway.

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By: Joy

Joy — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:08:34 +0000

Get someone to hypnotise you to help you improve yourself... You will find yourself shedding 250 pounds of useless fat (called Mark, who is a twat, and a sad mummy's boy anyway), lessening the need for an adulterous fling. But being with Mark The Twat (1987-To present day-reigning champion of all Twats) has put you off lager stained pricks for life and you are now happily shacked up with his sister, Mary. Cool. Now you dont have to fake your orgasms.

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