Comments on: How To Chuck A Sickie

By: hugh hugh!

hugh hugh! — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:50:30 +0000

For one or two days before hand, don\'t drink any liquid. You will notice an intensely painful headache building up. Then, once the headache is at its worst, and you are NOT thirsty any more, drink a litre of water all at once. Then enjoy the sickening feeling as your body rejects the sudden influx of water and pushes it, and anything else you have eaten that day, out of your mouth. Do this in front of parents or in the bathrooms at work. Nothing beats the real thing.

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By: Luciee Mayers

Luciee Mayers — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:21:02 +0000

Sleep with ur boss. . . he wiill never question ur days of again!!

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By: Steve Gibson

Steve Gibson — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:15:33 +0000

Always pull a sickie on payday. (Doesn\'t work particularly well if you get paid by direct debit). For everyone else it removes suspision, who in their right mind wants to wait an extra day for their cash.

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By: jo doe

jo doe — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:45:06 +0000

It was summer when I did this and I really wanted to go to the beach, all my friends are there and I was at work...I placed a clove of garlic under my armpits and in 15 minutes my temperature went sky high! I asked my boss if I can go home - she felt my head and immediately called a cab! I was at the beach rubbing sand on my armpits in an hour!

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By: Osvaldo Curas

Osvaldo Curas — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:15:42 +0000

Have sex with you female co-worker In front of the boss! 2some!

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By: John Pratt

John Pratt — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 17:32:48 +0000

if you workin catering get a plastic cup. add cut up pieces of chicken, milk and a drop of coca cola. walk past your boss whilst holding your stomach, take a sip of the mixture and spit it out of your mouth with a sick sound. Trust me it works everytime.

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By: girl female

girl female — Sat, 07 Oct 2006 18:58:41 +0000

my forty year old boss once had her mother ring

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By: Osvaldo Curas

Osvaldo Curas — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:01:34 +0000

Jail!

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By: James D

James D — Fri, 20 May 2005 17:16:49 +0000

I'm a bit of an electronics nut, and I found out a great way to sound sick is to use one of those cheap kits you get from Dick Smith Electronics that make your voice sound like Darth Vader's. Turn it down so the guy on the other end can hear your modified voice and your sick sounding (real) voice. The combination is unbeatable!

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By: erin carroll

erin carroll — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:07:11 +0000

Rub your eyes a lot the night before and say your doctor says that you have pink-eye.

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