Comments on: Concepts For The Next Harry Potter Book

By: Andrew Pipkin

Andrew Pipkin — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:49:44 +0000

Harry Potter and Hogwarts brothel - Harry discovers that Hagrid\'s hut is being used as the teacher\'s brothel. He soon catches Bellatrix Lestrange and Mollie Weasley in various activities.

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By: Lucy Ng

Lucy Ng — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:37:10 +0000

Harry Potter and the BIG Mistake Ron dresses up as Lord Voldemort for a bit of a laugh and Harry blasts him with a fatal dose of the Avada Kedavra. In the confusion, Harry blasts off the end of his doodle - he isn\'t pleased!

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By: david arnold

david arnold — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:52:54 +0000

Harry Potter and the Mystery Horcrux Harry finds out he is a horcrux and has to kill himself to beat Voldermort. *yawn* Yeah no-one saw that coming did they?

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By: Harry-Ken Weikls

Harry-Ken Weikls — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:36:19 +0000

Harry Potter Episode 7:Voldemort strikes back-In the nex book Harry discovers a terrible secret:Lord Voldemort is his real father! (I am your father Harry...)

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By: Jair Garcia

Jair Garcia — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:21:52 +0000

Harry Potter and the Mariachis Harry became a mariachi and live in Monterrey Mexico.

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By: tessa d

tessa d — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:49:14 +0000

Harry Potter and the Accidental Circumcision Harry finds out why you shouldn't run with a wand, and ends up spending the time he should be fighting Voldemort undergoing corrective surgery.

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By: justin widfelt

justin widfelt — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:42:41 +0000

Harry Potter and the worst book ever 9,999,999,999,999,999,999 pages of blank paper.

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By: Daniel Chivu

Daniel Chivu — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 13:48:12 +0000

Harry Potter and the enchanted taco Harry is secretly growing weed under his bed. He makes "enchanted" tacos for all his school friends by adding a new "spice".

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By: Daniel Chivu

Daniel Chivu — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 13:44:59 +0000

Harry Porker and Hagrid's bad aiming In this thrilling new novel Harry spends 976 pages suing Hagrid for giving him a permanent pig's tail while he was aiming for Dudley.

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By: Sarah May

Sarah May — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:13:08 +0000

Harry Potter and the door-to-door salesman Harry answers the door and finds a door-to-door salesman. He spends the next 950 pages of the book trying to convince the salesman that no he doesn't want a vacuum.

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