Comments on: Gorsky Park: More Fun Than Actually Possible!

By: Tim W/

Tim W/ — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:53:26 +0000

Panty Raid-The Ride-- College fraternity antics have been a tradition for well over a half century, now one of the most well loved antics has become a ride. After climbing into your bed shape flume, you take a nice leisurely ride through the dorms, until you come to the infamous Panty Pi women\'s dorm. At that point, you are spotted by one of the Amazonian women, and to escape from her savage beating, and the beatings of other angry, half naked, bi-curious women, you go through the laundry chute and splashdown in all of their panties. Not only do you come out with a smile on your face, but with a pair of undies to show the boys in the frat house you did it!

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By: Peter Wittland

Peter Wittland — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:27:06 +0000

The Orgocoaster! The worlds first Indoor Coaster through the set of a Porno movie with many realistic animatronics! In the event of a sticky suprise, tissues are located in the rear pocket of the car in front!

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By: Fraser Grant

Fraser Grant — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:59:43 +0000

Ride the DILDO For te ultimate thrill, ride our new Woodie-the Dildo. Many of our riders prefer to ride it in the back...are you brave enough to try?

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By: david arnold

david arnold — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 11:40:29 +0000

Crappyfloss Like candyfloss, only sugar free so it tastes like pure crap.

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By: bryant stewart

bryant stewart — Fri, 27 May 2005 10:12:12 +0000

Launch Land Crap your shorts as you are launched 110 feet into the air and dropped.

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By: jeff nelson

jeff nelson — Tue, 26 Aug 2003 19:17:24 +0000

Mullet Land A place where all the mullets of Earth can come together to socialise, breed and crush beer cans on their foreheads. Minimun entry six inches.

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By: CozB

CozB — Sun, 11 May 2003 00:31:44 +0000

Death Drop Supreme The tallest, fastest ride in the world. Haven't seen anyone live to tell about it, though.

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By: Goldfish Poodle Boy

Goldfish Poodle Boy — Sat, 05 Apr 2003 23:27:17 +0000

Sluts R Us There's this special corner on a special road with a bunch of very horny women aged 16 to 24. Enjoy!

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By: Nyght

Nyght — Sat, 01 Feb 2003 03:54:22 +0000

Crash Test Dummies A gogo This thrilling ride allows you to be strapped into a brand new, promo type car. This is then propelled at enormous speeds into a solid wall... Shmack!! You now have experienced the crash test!

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By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 20:42:10 +0000

The Restroom For guys, brave The Stench, play How's Your Aim and Guess What He Ate, or simply marvel at The Unflushable. Ladies, queue for three hours to see the Skinny Bitch (you'll be talking about her for the rest of the day) and return to your boyfriend with so much make up on he'll think you've been to one of those face painting stands for 6 year olds.

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