George W. Bush can pretty much do whatever he wants as his reign approaches an end.
We love to hate him, but George W. Bush’s reign is almost over as President of the United States of America.
During his time in office he managed to start a few wars, tank the economy, make a series of sensationally dumb remarks, alienate minority groups, ignore massive terrorist and natural disasters and win a suspiciously-close election.
He has also been a never-ending fount of material for satirists and comedians alike, especially those who run this publication (and we’re not even American!).
It’ll be a less-funny world when he goes, but probably a happier one.
So, in the last final gasps of his reign of terror, we’d like to farewell Dubya with a comprehensive list of just how evil George W. Bush years is… Add your own: it’s liberating…
- George W. Bush ate the last Oreo.
- George W. Bush killed Kurt Cobain and broke up Nirvana.
- George W. Bush changes lanes without indicating.
- George W. Bush causes cancer.
- George W. Bush doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or Global Warming.
- George W. Bush taxed the tooth fairy 50 cents in the dollar.
- George W. Bush allowed Everyone Loves Raymond to continue to be produced after the first episode.
- George W. Bush likes Shania Twain.
- George W. Bush killed Bill Hicks.
- George W. Bush told your mum about your porn collection.
- George W. Bush encouraged Fox to cancel Arrested Development.
- George W. Bush invented spam email.
- George W. Bush eats babies.
- George W. Bush enjoys the comedy stylings of Pauley Shore.
- George W. Bush encouraged George Michael to hang out in that toilet cubicle.
- George W. Bush thinks he is the ruler of the world.
- George W. Bush killed Laura Palmer.
- George W. Bush puts non-recyclables in recycling bins.
George W. Bush stole your cocaine
George W Bush bit a red haired child
George W. Bush was born.
George W. Bush lost his virginity to his hand.
George W. Bush poked holes in all your condoms.
George W. Bush killed Neil Patrick Harris.
George W. Bush made nestle discontinue secret bars!
George W. Bush kissed a girl and he liked it.
She did not.
George W. Bush tricked me while we were playing poker.
George W. Bush is the real mastermind behind Microsoft Office 2007.
bush invented rape
George W. Bush perfected Larry Craig\’s wide stance.
George W. Bush made cookie monster eat a veggie.
George W. Bush wrote his own biography.
George W. Bush left an old man smell in the White House.
George W. Bush had kids.
George W. Bush will always punch a child with a red hat on.
George Bush killed Heath Ledger. And did the voice for Batman.
George W. Bush made love to ya mum’s brown eye while you were playing the Nintendo.
George W. Bush gives dating advice on answerology.com.
George W. Bush took my innocence.