Comments on: Excuses For North Korea Missing Their Report Deadline

By: CozB

CozB — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:27:56 +0000

"America...you used to be cool..."

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By: Punky Joe

Punky Joe — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:32:23 +0000

Kim Jong-II was jerkin' off to some porn when his testicles exploded, causing the surgery to kill him as he had 5 seconds to live after the surgery

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By: Digger of Gondwanaland

Digger of Gondwanaland — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:51:54 +0000

\'Late\' is a neo-imperialist construct designed to support the military-industrial complex which we wish we had.

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By: alan kaider

alan kaider — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:25:43 +0000

Unfortunatly the document that you requested was mistakenly loaded into one of our 50kt nuclear warheads. We apoligise for the delay, but assure you that the document is now on it's way. In fact, if the tests of our Taepodong-2 ICBM were correct, you should be recieving the document in 10,9,8,7.....

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By: Patrick Coyle

Patrick Coyle — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:52:05 +0000

They don\'t want to give away the ending of the report before they bomb the world...opps!

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By: Ryan The Great

Ryan The Great — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:43:13 +0000

Clearly he and his choir were too busy rehearsing for their Britney cover-gig to waste time on irrelevant, peripheral things like nuclear weapons or aid.

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By: Andres Cohen

Andres Cohen — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:49:43 +0000

You have not received it yet???, man I sent it last week, must be a problem with the mail or something, but dont worry, as soon as I get back to Korea I will resend it myself

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By: Jess T

Jess T — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 16:08:20 +0000

Kim Jong Il\'s dog died. Well... he ate it.

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By: Jess T

Jess T — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:49:31 +0000

Kim Jong-Il's grandmother died. Well, he had her killed.

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By: Neville Holland

Neville Holland — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:04:45 +0000

We mistook the shreader for the fax machine!

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