Comments on: Do-It-Yourself Ideas

By: Skweekah cuntofabitch

Skweekah cuntofabitch — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:59:02 +0000

Sick and tired of showing up to work? Want an easy way to have your sick leave approved? Simple! Just tell your boss that youre related to George Dubya Bush! He\'ll feel so sorry for you he\'ll give you a month off! Guaranteed!!!

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By: hannah catadina

hannah catadina — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 12:14:41 +0000

DIY Candy Mix sugar with some spit and wrap it in some saran wrap. then sell it to your friends.

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By: Iva Bigbody

Iva Bigbody — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 17:21:19 +0000

DIY kettle Get some aluminum foil and shape roughly into a bowl. Go to the emergency room at the hospital, steal a lab coat, find a patient with a dangerously high fever, place water in bowl, and place bowl on patients head. You should have boiled water in no time.

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By: helpme i'm human

helpme i'm human — Sun, 24 Apr 2005 04:04:12 +0000

DIY Speed Coffee, black, no sugar, hold the water.

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By: ~DaWgY~ " THAT KID "

~DaWgY~ " THAT KID " — Thu, 03 Mar 2005 03:51:24 +0000

DIY anthrax Replace your favourite biological wepon with talcum powder.

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By: DARE

DARE — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 20:37:24 +0000

DIY Air-conditioning Grab younger sibiling, hand them a large fanning device, and tell them you'll beat them up if they don't fan you until you're cooled off.

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By: Skweekah

Skweekah — Tue, 25 May 2004 19:47:19 +0000

DIY Crowd Control Tired of those long, unsightly queues and annoying crowds? Simply poo yourself, scream senseless obscenities and flail your arms around violently. Watch those crowds and long queues magically disappear! Works everytime guaranteed.

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By: anne arkey

anne arkey — Tue, 11 May 2004 09:18:10 +0000

DIY American Pride Stop thinking for yourself and believe eveything the evening news tells you.

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By: Skweekah

Skweekah — Tue, 11 May 2004 02:28:49 +0000

Are you tired of Premature ejaculation when "doing it" with the one that you love? Then why not get a really ugly girlfriend or wife! It cures the problem every time and they're really easy to get too!!!

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By: cartenz jayem

cartenz jayem — Fri, 16 Apr 2004 04:28:52 +0000

DIY TV Trap four midgets in a large cardboard box, cut a hole in the side and place in living room.

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