Comments on: Dating Tips For The Noughties

By: martin scarbrough

martin scarbrough — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:13:19 +0000

if you dont like your date - run whilst the waiter is getting the bill.

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By: martin scarbrough

martin scarbrough — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:12:37 +0000

dont show em naked pictures of yourself unless you have something worth showing off. nobody fancies the marshmallow man on ghostbusters.

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By: martin scarbrough

martin scarbrough — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:10:39 +0000

pretend to be poor that way you wont have to pay for anything and $1.00 flowers will probably seal the deal!

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By: Ryan D'Montigny

Ryan D'Montigny — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:26:04 +0000

Choose gifts wisely. Nothing says "I love you" more then buying her a weight loss DVD and a can of slimfast.

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By: Spectero Franchetti

Spectero Franchetti — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:24:42 +0000

After you've walked her to her door and she's inviting you in for coffee, don't reply with a "No thanks, I was expecting a blowjob "

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By: C

Sun, 30 May 2004 22:40:36 +0000

Guys: Don't have sex with a girl the first time you meet and then immediatly after, say "By the way, my name in Bob..." Totally awkward.

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By: Suzette Suzy

Suzette Suzy — Tue, 04 May 2004 14:06:50 +0000

Advice for the guys: Don't ever use this pick up line: "Wanna come over for pizza and sex?" You know some of us don't like pizza!

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By: Glenno

Glenno — Thu, 01 Jan 2004 19:14:39 +0000

Don't say "My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"

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By: Glenno

Glenno — Thu, 01 Jan 2004 19:14:02 +0000

Never try to impress your date with snot sculptures unless you have enough mucous to finish.

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By: Glenno

Glenno — Thu, 01 Jan 2004 19:13:38 +0000

Always wait for your date to go to the bathroom before asking the waiter for his number.

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