Countries The United States Will Add To The ‘Axis Of Evil’

April 23rd, 2003

George W Bush and his advisers spin the wheel to decide who'll be the next country to attack. Chris has his money on Hawaii, because when he went for a holiday he couldn't get a lei.

With war against Iraq all but over and at least a year before the next presidential election, George W Bush will be looking at other countries to invade.

Here is the Gorskys likely list of targets.

  • Iran – Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
  • Syria – Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
  • The Mythical City of Atlantis – Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
  • France – They didn’t want to be part of the Coalition of the Willing. Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
  • Australia – Australian actors and actresses just keep sneaking into America and stealing Oscars.
  • Taiwan – They are small and easily defeated.
  • South Korea – Near enough is good enough.
  • Hong Kong – For biological terrorism in the form of SARS
  • Antartica – Because it’ll make a change from a bloody hot desert.
  • Nauru – Because it poses an unspecified threat to US security largely because George W Bush doesn’t know where it is, or what’s there.
  • Northern Ireland – Why else was Tony Blair was so eager to help out with Iraq?
  • Milan – Because it sounds like Islam.
  • Vatican City – Why declare war on just one religion?
  • Russia – Because the cold war is unfinished business too.
  • Middle Earth – Middle East, Middle Earth – whats the difference? George Bush has also heard that they are amassing a huge army of Orcs.
  • USA – Been proven to be in possession of weapons of mass destruction.

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Countries The United States Will Add To The ‘Axis Of Evil’