George W Bush and his advisers spin the wheel to decide who'll be the next country to attack. Chris has his money on Hawaii, because when he went for a holiday he couldn't get a lei.
With war against Iraq all but over and at least a year before the next presidential election, George W Bush will be looking at other countries to invade.
Here is the Gorskys likely list of targets.
- Iran – Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
- Syria – Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
- The Mythical City of Atlantis – Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
- France – They didn’t want to be part of the Coalition of the Willing. Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
- Australia – Australian actors and actresses just keep sneaking into America and stealing Oscars.
- Taiwan – They are small and easily defeated.
- South Korea – Near enough is good enough.
- Hong Kong - For biological terrorism in the form of SARS
- Antartica – Because it’ll make a change from a bloody hot desert.
- Nauru – Because it poses an unspecified threat to US security largely because George W Bush doesn’t know where it is, or what’s there.
- Northern Ireland – Why else was Tony Blair was so eager to help out with Iraq?
- Milan – Because it sounds like Islam.
- Vatican City – Why declare war on just one religion?
- Russia – Because the cold war is unfinished business too.
- Middle Earth – Middle East, Middle Earth – whats the difference? George Bush has also heard that they are amassing a huge army of Orcs.
- USA – Been proven to be in possession of weapons of mass destruction.
Britian Three words: tea and crumpets
Country Music Not a country, but because the U.S. has so much technology but still hasn’t located Osamma or Saddam: “We have to think OUTSIDE the box!” Bomb Nashville.
The Sun Has been proven to have nuclear fission.
The USA Osama bin Laden could be hiding there.
The Ocean Fish have been poisoning people with the mercury they eat.
Iraq, again Because Saddam was hiding there.
Antarctica Proved to house ozone layer
Everywhere It saves time. If we’re going to get every nation to declare war on us, tell them all at once.
Scotland They must be hiding something up their skirts
Kellogs Cornflake factories Bush finds their jigsaw puzzles of the rooster to be too hard to complete.
Pitcairn Island Because they are still harbouring the descendants of the mutineers on the Bounty
Please attack Poland!!! Why? Becouse goverment of Leszek Miller has a smaller support than Saddam in Iraq. And, we have Weapon of Mass Stupidity.
Florida Too many old fogeys
The Bermuda Triangle Because so people go missing there, Osama Bin Laden could be hiding in it.
vina danks middle schoool because if you change letters and add a: b, a, n and add could be hiding there and take out vi dks dl cho and mix up the letters it would spell Osama Bin Laden could be hiding here and thats good enough for bush plus i just do not want to go to school.
Any country unwilling to voluntarily join the coalition of the willing, when requested, before everyone else does.
The White House George Bush is really stupid, so why not have him bomb himself on national TV? Plus, we wouldn’t have to learn about it in school anymore if it was a nuclear waisteland.
Radio Shack I bought my remote from that place, and we cannot find it either.
Bomb any twat sad enough to waste time posting comments on web sites like this…….Oh bollocks!
Egypt – Because tjose pyramids look real big, ya know? They could have piles of commies, just waiting until we think we’re safe from them. Also, Osama bin Laden might have booked a sarcophagus there.
Columbia George W Bush misses the taste of coke…
Edmonton Their hockey team is called “Oilers” and, have the biggest shopping mall in the world (a great place to hide Osama).
Italy They picked the wrong side in the last few wars; it’s pretty much a given now.
Israel Given his long beard, Osama Bin Laden could be disguised as a rabbi and hiding there. Israel also posesses WMD’s so you never know.
Cheko…. chekoslov……… checoslov…. Poland! ‘cos I can spell it!
Romania Osama could be a vampire
Indonesia They’ve been having so many natural disasters, why not add to the trouble and give them a buttload of nuclear bombs? Furthermore, Mother Nature is killing more people than the U.S. at the moment and Bush is getting rather jealous.
Florida They can’t count.
DR Congo It has confused idiots the world over into thinking that it really is a doctor.
America Proven to have WMD’s.