Comments on: Computer Viruses We Want To See

By: Dorothy M.

Dorothy M. — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:02:39 +0000

Hydra Virus: Everytime you delete it, it duplicates itself.

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By: Punky Joe

Punky Joe — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:30:12 +0000

Deodorant Virus: Causes Your Computer To Grow Arms, Steal Your Deodorant, and Constantly Remind You On How Is It Smelling.

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By: de2ec cddcssd

de2ec cddcssd — Thu, 31 May 2007 19:19:10 +0000

The anti-virus girlfriend program You never know when you have a virus because your anti-virus software never shuts up about how it looks and how hard its day is just talking about things it says it will do or wants to do but never does (like catching viruses).

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By: de2ec cddcssd

de2ec cddcssd — Thu, 31 May 2007 19:18:44 +0000

The anti-virus girlfriend program. You never know when you have a virus because your anti-virus software never shuts up about how it looks and how hard its day is just talking about things it says it will do or wants to do but never does(like catching viruses)

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By: Jay .

Jay . — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 21:15:23 +0000

Alphabet soup virus Your letters float around and every time you type a key, the result is different.

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By: Jay .

Jay . — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 21:09:17 +0000

Parent Virus Deletes instant message programs, removes files necessary for computer to run properly (eg. Windows), blocks access to email accounts, removes random files, puts passwords everywhere, removes your passwords, disables anti-virus, asks for assistance and doesn't let you tell it anything, then blames you when something doesn't work or when something is missing.

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By: mantelbrott set

mantelbrott set — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 05:41:14 +0000

JACK KAVORKIAN VIRUS- Deletes all your old files.

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By: mantelbrott set

mantelbrott set — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 05:36:37 +0000

PROZAC VIRUS- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

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By: mantelbrott set

mantelbrott set — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 05:33:14 +0000

THE LEWINSKY VIRUS- Sucks your hard drive dry, then e mails everyone in its address book to tell what it did.

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By: mantelbrott set

mantelbrott set — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 05:29:32 +0000

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through windows.

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