Comments on: Body Bits Doctors Won’t Tell You About

By: Adam Griffiths

Adam Griffiths — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:33:58 +0000

Sequeler gland Forces you to watch sequels to films, even though you know they will be nowhere near as good as the original

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By: royal flush

royal flush — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:35:48 +0000

Turbo-erecti cerebelum. Kicks in to induce an instant throbbing erection as you walk toward a gorgeous blue eyed blonde......usually at the nudie beach.

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By: Bambette Kerr

Bambette Kerr — Sun, 15 Aug 2004 00:34:36 +0000

Swivel neck syndrome Occurs in males from the age of 13. Whenever they see something blonde and skinny and female, they spin their heads around at an alarming speed. Nevermind that they may already be in the company of another female. And holding her hand. It especially occurs whilst driving. This action is usually followed shortly after by a smack in the back of the head.

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By: Cyn Icle

Cyn Icle — Tue, 13 Jul 2004 14:04:04 +0000

Automatic Toothache Pain Block Kicks in as you finally call the dentist for an apointment because of a bad toothache, then shuts down again when your told there's a three week wait.

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By: Jessy Carpenter

Jessy Carpenter — Mon, 15 Mar 2004 18:22:59 +0000

The Ultralocator Now you understand why women can find EVERYTHING, while men seem to lose everything they own.

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By: Goldfish Poodle Boy

Goldfish Poodle Boy — Tue, 03 Feb 2004 03:25:52 +0000

2nd Stomach - If you've ever been to a restaurant, you may have noticed that at the end of a meal, you're completely full. And yet somehow you still have room for at least six deserts. Why oh why can does such a thing happen? Why can we have room for a pound of jelly and a kilo of ice cream, yet no room for that last piece of steak? Obviously, we have a second stomach. Maybe even a third or fourth, like a cow. Think about it.

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By: Glenn Hammond

Glenn Hammond — Tue, 09 Dec 2003 18:53:21 +0000

The Arctic River System A group of neurons located in the oral mucosa, causing the individual to become frozen at the mouth in the presence of an attractive member of the opposite sex.

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By: Craig Forman

Craig Forman — Sat, 18 Oct 2003 03:22:16 +0000

Facial Telepathy Gland Located deep within the facial tissue, this clever little bugger quickly produces a large protruding whitehaed just prior to a major event.

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By: Dicky B

Dicky B — Thu, 28 Aug 2003 05:22:38 +0000

Perve Rods Located in the eye. When a member of the opposite sex comes into your peripheral vision these normally flacid rods spring to attention enabling you to zoom in on an arse up to 250 meters away on a crowded street.

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By: scott quick

scott quick — Fri, 15 Aug 2003 08:56:56 +0000

The 'Does This Dress Make Me Look Fat' Gland The gland (located in bodies of comedians and assholes only) that tempts you to answer honestly whenever you are asked this question.

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